Obama Wins Entertainer of the Year

Roseman

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Obama Named Country Music Entertainer of the Year

Surprise Selection Shocks Nashville

NASHVILLE (The Borowitz Report) - President Barack Obama stunned the country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music Entertainer of the Year.


Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music Association, because he had listened to several country and western songs aboard Air Force One during a recent vacation. He was obviously more qualified beating out such favorite as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.

In Nashville, country music insiders were shocked by Mr. Obama's selection, given that he has only been in office for eight months and during that time has yet to record a single country song. He was able, however to remember that Elvis daughter Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson were singers and had something in common with him.

Mr. Obama was gracious in receiving the honor, saying that he was "honored and humbled" by the award before excusing himself to accept this year's Heisman Trophy. Obama was awarded the Heisman trophy for watching an entire recent football game.
 
jwop

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Roseman said:
Obama Named Country Music Entertainer of the Year

Surprise Selection Shocks Nashville

NASHVILLE (The Borowitz Report) - President Barack Obama stunned the country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music Entertainer of the Year.


Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music Association, because he had listened to several country and western songs aboard Air Force One during a recent vacation. He was obviously more qualified beating out such favorite as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.

In Nashville, country music insiders were shocked by Mr. Obama's selection, given that he has only been in office for eight months and during that time has yet to record a single country song. He was able, however to remember that Elvis daughter Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson were singers and had something in common with him.

Mr. Obama was gracious in receiving the honor, saying that he was "honored and humbled" by the award before excusing himself to accept this year's Heisman Trophy. Obama was awarded the Heisman trophy for watching an entire recent football game.
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stupid:wall:
 
undertheice

undertheice

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i just can't wait for him to sweep the grammys, the tonys, and get a lifetime achievement award from the academy.
 
skunkman98536

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hha srry man i ..... uhh ... was high? haha .. ah yes a parody ...ya .. he is something else..thats for sure... im still waiting for the 'change'
 
skunkman98536

skunkman98536

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btw ... he will win it ALL ...... it is just a shame he does not use drugs anymore, mayb if he did he would be more innovative and try to keep promises that he made .. but we all know and understand politics ... as my economics teacher constantly says " The rich get richer and the poor get poorer" SO TRUE ...

Like Al Gore.. pushing the carbon credits, wouldnt you happen to know that his company produces WAY below the alotted amount. BUT a company has to use certain program and what not to be able to operate these 'credits' in order to be able to sell them.. and wouldnt ya kno... his is the only company prepared with these programs .... lol Conflict or Interest anyone?
 
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