Officer 420

I was out for a run yesterday afternoon. It was pretty cold by the beach (Vancouver) so there weren't many people around, but there was a strong odor that I could easily identify.

I looked around for the source, but there was only one person in sight, a cop sitting alone in his cop car. He had his window rolled all the way down (and it was damn cold) and he was puffing away with his head hanging out the window.

So I had a good laugh, and saw he was still there on the way back 20 minutes later. I had to cut across a park, but I ran up right in front of his car, just to confirm. Plus, I thought he might have something really good. He was still sort of hanging out the driver's window, so I gave him a slight wave to be all non-threatening.

He waved back like an excited three year old, gave me a huge, ebullient smile and a very hearty "HI! How are you?"

I was laughing too hard to stop and chat. Thought I'd share.

"Puff puff pass"

A grope call LEAP maybe? Cops are our friends.
Just act right for Christ sake, and you too will be a happy mofo.

You should have asked him to fire another one up...LOL

"Your under citizens arrest, ill fine you 2g, now be on your way"

u shouldve taken a pic of him smoking it, then threatened to turn him in unless he gave u the weed

Luger187 said:

u shouldve taken a pic of him smoking it, then threatened to turn him in unless he gave u the weed

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LOL, don't listen to this idiot. The cop would more than likely turn himself in if you caught him with pictures, because why the fuck would he trust you? Sure he'd give you the weed probably but whats to say you still wouldnt reveal the pics... but he'd probably turn himself in... and bring your dumbass in with him for attempting to blackmail a police officer. He'

So that's what they did with my stash......

Supgee3 said:

LOL, don't listen to this idiot. The cop would more than likely turn himself in if you caught him with pictures, because why the fuck would he trust you? Sure he'd give you the weed probably but whats to say you still wouldnt reveal the pics... but he'd probably turn himself in... and bring your dumbass in with him for attempting to blackmail a police officer. He'

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he has no evidence to prove that i was blackmailing him. only the picture. but that doesnt prove anything...
u could easily make the defense of "i took the picture to turn the cop in"

unless his dashcam was on... then your fucked lol

Why would you want to 'grass up' a fellow stonner? there occupation does not define them as a person.

Bilstaaa said:

Why would you want to 'grass up' a fellow stonner? there occupation does not define them as a person.

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well, for one hes a cop smoking on the job. if hes responsible for investigating something, he may not notice something small that will help the case. and hes doing it in a car. if he came up on a citizen doing that, he could take them to jail if the car is on

I'd ask if I could sit in the front seat and have a smoke with him

Sr. Verde said:

I'd ask if I could sit in the front seat and have a smoke with him

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Hell yea! One thing is for sure, you wouldn't have to worry about getting busted...

DaBong said:

Hell yea! One thing is for sure, you wouldn't have to worry about getting busted...

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..another cop comes up... the cop your with throws the paraphernalia at you panicked... and pulls his gun... yells FREEZE DIRTBAG!!

^ bad nightmare right there

Sr. Verde said:

I'd ask if I could sit in the front seat and have a smoke with him

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+1

Damn skippy, jack!

Not all cops are back stabbing, lieing, fake evidence, cocksucking assholes, who hate their mothers, are raciest, ambitious pustulas boil on a baboons ass, Only the ones that can make an arrest are like that. the rest are cool.

And that goes for Mall security....man what an ego trip..............cost me 200 bucks when I knocked one teh fuck out..........but worth.....fucking pricks not ever real cops

StonedPony said:

Not all cops are back stabbing, lieing, fake evidence, cocksucking assholes, who hate their mothers, are raciest, ambitious pustulas boil on a baboons ass, Only the ones that can make an arrest are like that. the rest are cool.

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I agree, don't jack with a cop who enjoys a little smoke, even if he is in a car. How many of us can say we have never ever drove without a few drinks or a little smoke? Not many and I can't. I would of acknowledged him like "party on man" and kept on my way. You may have a run in with him later down the road, he will remember you, and maybe cut you some slack. Him having a little smoke may make him less likely to kick in someones door and shoot their dog.
Some friends of mine got busted (older vet/hippie types with past felony convictions...Vietnam will do that do you) sitting next to a river in a car watching the birds and just cracked open a tall boy of beer. One each and no more in the car. The cop saw and did get them for open container and made them take a cab and someone else get the car. During that he saw a pipe in the glove box when they got out their paperwork. He tossed it in the river. Said he didn't see it because they didn't give him any crap. Black officer and white hippie looking types, but he said he cut them slack because they didn't mess with him or lie about anything. Don't burn bridges, even with cops, because I do believe in Karma.

StonedPony said:

And that goes for Mall security....man what an ego trip..............cost me 200 bucks when I knocked one teh fuck out..........but worth.....fucking pricks not ever real cops

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I hear ya! I worked the security guard part at a college dorm. Security guards is a whole different type of smell. They are the ones the cops would not accept and they have a chip on their shoulder. I didn't because I worked in the girls dorm...Sweet gig!