Oh how true this joke is...

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

i lol'ed

...mahahaha!

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LOL...... How fucking true....

It's a good thing jobs are on the forefront of their promise to America!

but wait, why are their first weeks in office spent trying to undo what the previous congress did? So much for their promises....

Let's agree, at least, that we need to cool it on the spending. It's unsustainable!

Agent Zero said:

Let's agree, at least, that we need to cool it on the spending. It's unsustainable!

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....everything except the defense budget right?

Sounds like both parties to me. They both are full of shit. But republicans did run on a platform of stopping President Obama’s plan for socializing America. One of their big promises was to undo Obamacare. So they are at least doing part of what they promised this time. Of course how long will that last. Hopefully it won’t turn into a freaking embarrassment for this country like last time when oh Newt Gingrich was the speaker. Going after President Clinton when he was doing the same dam thing. Stupid shit like that is what really pisses me off about politicians.

Serapis said:

LOL...... How fucking true....

It's a good thing jobs are on the forefront of their promise to America!

but wait, why are their first weeks in office spent trying to undo what the previous congress did? So much for their promises....

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Funny Obama said the same thing then went straight for his health care take over. Remember he said we must pass his stimulus for unemployment to stay below 8%. So much for promises from lying ass politicians
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