Organic soil recipe for outdoor growing

ORGANIC SOIL RECIPE FOR OUTDOOR GROWING:

1 part soil from the floor of any Northern California redwood forest

1 part soil from the Hawaiian Islands rainforest

1 part soil from the Amazon rain forest

You may add variations such as jobes plant food spikes or fish emulsion or man made soil from farmlands.


DIRECTIONS: Mix all soils into 5 gallon bucket. Water down with filtered water or rainwater. Plant seed (germinated if possible). Better yet, plant clone. I dont know about colder cllimates. I live in the suburbs of Los Angeles California. The weather here is near perfect for outdoor marijuana growing. I usually plant aroing the 3rd week of March. Unless they are autoflowering or early budding plants, It usually goes until Halloween. Then I can harvest some choice high grade buds. I mention the 5 gallon bucket because I can move the plants as needed for security. Always check your plants for worms, aphids, mold, heat stress etc. Dont allow any humans or animals to urinate on the plants as the saline content will damage or kill them.
Ok, I know what you are thinking: Why would i travel the world for soil? Well, maybe you wouldn't. But perhaps a bored millionaire might read this and think its a good idea. Happy harvest everyone!

I like to use excrement from the rare Madagascar Lemur. It is best to mix it into the soil fresh by killing then extracting the stool from the dying monkey. Ground and filtered testes from a geriatric Manatee are good to add at the beginning of flowering and then I flush with virgin urine at the end.

wow , this post was retarded.

danbridge said:

ORGANIC SOIL RECIPE FOR OUTDOOR GROWING:

1 part soil from the floor of any Northern California redwood forest

1 part soil from the Hawaiian Islands rainforest

1 part soil from the Amazon rain forest

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Uh yeah that's so much easier than driving 20 minutes to the store for a bag of Roots. Or do they sell special rainforest soil at walmart? Seriously... people need to stop wasting peoples time with this garbage. Nobody gives a shit about your idiot stoner way of thinking

Haha so you mean I have to take a world trip to get my soil for my outdoor?

Why don't you just make a compost pile and mix it in with your soil? Might be a little easier then having to go to the amazon,cali, and Hawaii

ProfessorPot said:

Uh yeah that's so much easier than driving 20 minutes to the store for a bag of Roots. Or do they sell special rainforest soil at walmart? Seriously... people need to stop wasting peoples time with this garbage. Nobody gives a shit about your idiot stoner way of thinking

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LMAO I am surprised that people are taking this post seriously. It would be absolutly ludicris to travel the world for soil. But i'm willing to bet that there just might be some billionaires that would do it or have it done for them.

Peace.

you smell like kentucky fried shit on a hot day...

jbrown3 said:

you smell like kentucky fried shit on a hot day...

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That's because I am kentucky fried shit on a hot day.

ProfessorPot said:

Uh yeah that's so much easier than driving 20 minutes to the store for a bag of Roots. Or do they sell special rainforest soil at walmart? Seriously... people need to stop wasting peoples time with this garbage. Nobody gives a shit about your idiot stoner way of thinking

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Oh grasshoppa! How little do you know! For it is I alone that is entertained by my whimsical bullshit about soil. It is not a waste of my time. My idiot stoner way of thinking serves me well. And your response even serves me better! I thank you whole-heartedly for your reply.

ok, something you may not know:

Landscape supply places sell gravel, sand, etc. They sometimes also sell organic compost, lava fines, and topsoil (which is just loamy soil) by the yard. Usually around $15-30 per cubic yard. A cubic yard is a lot. This is all you need to have a good outdoor grow. Maybe add some mineral rock powder, fish emulsion or other npk fertilizer, depending on what's available.

If you have a truck, or a friend who is willing to get theirs dirty for you, it's easy cheezy, japanesy. They will also sometimes sell you a 5 gallon bucket of whatever you want for a few dollars. Take a few buckets and pay with cash. You're most likely to get a better deal that way.

CC Dobbs said:

I like to use excrement from the rare Madagascar Lemur. It is best to mix it into the soil fresh by killing then extracting the stool from the dying monkey. Ground and filtered testes from a geriatric Manatee are good to add at the beginning of flowering and then I flush with virgin urine at the end.

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BAM that was funny