Patriotic teen fails spanish

The link is for mobile, won't come up on my home computer.

here is the youtube ssite of it..........you do know the ONION is a fake show..with proficianl actors doing funny shit...right????

[video=youtube;QZ8IifYCMx4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ8IifYCMx4[/video]