Hey hey while on the way for a
deal, my friend and I get pulled over. I stash the
under the seat and play it cool. The pig takes me out of the car and has me sit on the curb while 2 cops ask me for my info. Apperently, I got pulled over for not wearing my seatbelt, though it was CLEARLY strapped on.
Anyway, While they ask away, a K-9 unit pops up 'bout 8 seconds later and pull the dog out. So I like "Hey whoa man why is there a dog here? I don't like dogs." and he says 'the dog was around and is need of some training'.
Fuckin pig.
I tell him," no, man, no. We have nothing on us." While I am saying this, 4 cops are basically tearing the whole fuckin car apart, along with the fuckin dog. About TWENTY MINUTES later, they finally find my
UNDER THE SEAT. I mean seriously,if I were a pig thats the first place I'd look.
So they find it, and your humble narrator is punished. They even take my cell phone for evidence and search my texts and pictures.
But tell me, is this right? They can't do that.
I got out of the seat belt charge, however.


Anyway, While they ask away, a K-9 unit pops up 'bout 8 seconds later and pull the dog out. So I like "Hey whoa man why is there a dog here? I don't like dogs." and he says 'the dog was around and is need of some training'.
Fuckin pig.
I tell him," no, man, no. We have nothing on us." While I am saying this, 4 cops are basically tearing the whole fuckin car apart, along with the fuckin dog. About TWENTY MINUTES later, they finally find my

So they find it, and your humble narrator is punished. They even take my cell phone for evidence and search my texts and pictures.
But tell me, is this right? They can't do that.
I got out of the seat belt charge, however.