Pirates Vs Ninjas?

Pirates Vs Ninjas?

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Okay...so a very simple question but yet every forum I ever added this too it got so puoplar. One forum the most popular post ever. So for shits and giggles. Who would you think would win in a fight....I pirate, or Ninja? Give reasoning why

Personally. I go with the pirate. Just partial to them to begin with. Second off ninjas abilites are to be stealthly. If it was just a straight fight the pirate would obsly not be surprised getting rid of the ninjas biggest element. Also pirates have muskets. Dont bring sword to a gun fight ;)

make sure to answer the poll too while your at it!
 
shmow52

shmow52

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ninjas have ninja stars. and are just plain owners. they would beat a pirate in every battle scenario. hand to hand, knife, sword....
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Pirate all the way, a ninja may be stealthy, but you can't sneak up on anyone on the open sea. Plus pirate are cool as fuck

I always wondered why they never pitted them against each other in The Deadliest Warrior.
 
shmow52

shmow52

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im sorry but a drunk uncoordinated pirate will have no chance against a ninja. i mean come on they are freakin NINJAS. give me one scenario where the pirate would win. i mean they are master of every weapon at any location...
 
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shmow52 said:
im sorry but a drunk uncoordinated pirate will have no chance against a ninja. i mean come on they are freakin NINJAS. give me one scenario where the pirate would win. i mean they are master of every weapon at any location...
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-shoots ninja with musket then plunders his weapons-

Win
 
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StonedPony

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Pirates rule blunder bus will wipe out 4 nijas in one round........a cutlass would go right through ninja sword and cut him in half on top of that............Ninjas cant swim as fast as a ship going under full sail.......they tire and drown......
 
Devildog93

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But a ninja also has flash powder.....

He could be like... (Ninja accent)

phuck u mistle pilate....POOF......now I am at tha bow.......POOF......now I am in tha Cwow's Nest...POOF....now I hava takun outta yo helmsmun and am a steering dis boat to da shor.......POOF.......now I am having a right snack in the garrey....POOF......dare is now a swod in a yo back.
 
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shmow52 said:
didnt you read my ninja dodge.......
too drunk to notice. you thought you killed me, but then katana in the back.
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LOL did you read my post? He SHOT YOU DEAD!

But for shits and giggles...ill assume he missed (even though thats jsut you coping out)

He misses, you counter with ninja star and dodge. Pirate ducks stars, and pulls out sabre.
 
Total Head

Total Head

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the pirates wouldn't even be able to see or hear the ninjas. once the ninjas get on the boat the pirates are toast. they would do some ninja cloud shit and when it cleared the pirates would be all fucked up. ninja vanish.
 
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