Polar bears!!!

I can solve global warming, lets all get a polar bear an put it in our fridge, we could get a beer and a hug at the same time! I honestly scare myself with my genius ideas. Obviously polar bears might not be everyones cup of tea, so a penguin or even a walrus although a walrus would require an industrial fridge. Tell me which cute arctic animal you would chooooooseeee

That damn bear, Well in that case i shall not let any bear near my god damn pudding!!! Fuck save the polar bears, SAVE THE PUDDINGS!!!

I'll pass on the polar bear.
Im pretty sure I heard somewhere that there the deadliest bears lol.Im not interested in getting mauled by a bear everytime im hungry

Yeah, save the puddings lol

ill pass on the bear to, ill take a penguin buttler! Picture silver tray, spliffs, the waddling!