Positive Vibes

FaNt0m

Active Member
Positive Vibes: Check this out: Talking to your plants help. I'm not making this shit up, I've discovered this through extensive research (which I am not going to bore you with the details). All plant life in general is sensitive to the atmophereic conditions around it since the plant never moves out of the soil. It's like they have a heightened senses. By always having a positive mood and talking great things to your plants, saying how proud you are of the growth, the impressive results, noticing the smells, texture, anything! Your thoughts, and more importantly, your feelings are communicated to any plants up to 6 feet or more away from you. This is done through brainwave frequencies and other means. Meaning if you live in the same room as your plants (your bedroom), make sure you are always happy and at peace with yourself, especially if you plan on interacting with your plants (for watering, transplanting, etc.). This will drastically reduce the amount of bad things that can happen to the plants. Similarly, the plants will make you happy in return by provided abundances of oxygen and sweet plant smells. It's also a known fact that plants who are under the least amount of stress (verbal, physical or atmosphereic), are more likely to turn into females! And of course any man knows if he treats his women like a queen, he will be treated like a king! Therefore, if you flirt, compliment or even sing to your plants, you will notice a difference in growth and sex! If you don't believe me, then please keep doing what you are doing. If however, you have plants struggling and you don't know why when you have the ideal atmosphereic conditions, then I suggest you give it a shot. Afterall, what do you have to loose? I know it sounds kinda corny and cheesy, so if you feel uncomfortable about doing this, just do it when nobody is around.

Why it works: The thoughts and feelings you have are communicated through water, yes that's right, water! Think about this, our bodies contain about 80% water, and you feed your plants plenty of water. The air in your room has moisture which is made up of water. It's all around us and its connected and its a conductor! A scientist in Japan made a truly amazing discovery of how water holds our thoughts and feelings. Check out the link
 

FaNt0m

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You are right! I did see that movie, what the bleep do we know. I also sought out other sources of info on the net to cross reference this. I'm really happy to hear that someone else has heard of this and doesn't think I'm crazy like my close friends :)
 

GraF

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this was also on mythbusters, they did one set w/ rock, one w/ classical, one w/ screaming and one w/ positive thoughts, and one w/ nothing, all the ones that had any sound at all did better.
 

GanJaxToker

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I dont think it really matters what you actually say as long as it is a good tone, like you can sound happy to your plant but say something like ooh your leaves are yellow and i hate you, and it would effect it the same as if you say something good in a good tone. but everytime i look at my plants, i always say good things about it, damn I love mary Jane.
 

fdd2blk

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i play screaming loud rock guitar to my plants. hasn't killed them yet but i have a cracked window.hehehehehehe

i believe 110%
 

FaNt0m

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lmao... pot head memory

GanJaxToker: Hmm.. that makes sense that a postive tone, rather than positive words would help... I suppose just by saying postive words, the tone comes with it naturally.
 

potroast

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My plants are smart enough to read my thoughts, so I just think positive.

Besides, if I talked to them, my bad breath would kill them. :blsmoke:
 

mogie

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Mine have an attitude right now. They aren't talking to me. Started over their music choice. Half wanted classical and half wanted classic rock. So they left the choice up to me. I choose talk radio. Big mistake. Like I said my plants have an attitude now. No talking to them.
 

cybrocaster

Active Member
Just read your piece on talking to your plants,I do believe in communicating with your plants.It maybe talking to them,singing,playing music,by the way,and I qoute," Live music is better, bumper stickers should be issued!"Or you could be very attentive , and let them feel what you are feeling.After reading that, I thought I should go strap on the guitfiddle and let them know how I feel. Later, Cybro.
 

ngtybear

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Graf, I saw the same MythBusters... They also almost fried all the plants as their hydo system failed.

I talk to chairs, and walls, and even people sometime once I have smoked. The walls tend to get smaller and the chairs grow... People... depends on if they are high too or not. ;)
 

OhioGrown

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plants like music, they can pick up beats and rythem and vibes.
i have heard they "perfer" softer, more mellow music.
ever since i started playing David Grismand Quartet the plants have been doing great...the music i play, has very little lyrics, alot of music.
honestly download a DGQ song, and you will see why your plants love it.......because you will also love it....if you are as chill as me..mon.
 
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