post your fav stoner sayings

stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if at first you dont succede fuck the world and smoke some weed

"I was stoned. It seemed like a good idea at the time"

Jim Morrison

"I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and than I smoke two more."
~Sublime

i had to find buried treasure so grams i had to measure


biggie smalls

Your eyes look red mister!
You should see em from the inside! was on an old western funny ass heck,hell i know but there is nothing funny about where we are living now!