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Followers of Islam are said to be amazed at the return to earth of their deity, and favoured historical personage, the Prophet Mohammad.
After nearly 14 centuries of deathly silence the founder of Islam and publisher of the best selling but controversial book 'The Qu'ran' arrived in Amsterdam, The Netherlands, on a fluffy pink cloud and announced to the world:
"You have me all wrong and it's time I broke out of the closet".
The Prophet Muhammad, who now wishes to be known simply by the one word title 'Prophet' will spend the rest of the week at the Amsterdam Fashion Week, then visiting the Berlin AIDS Charity 'Pink, Brown and Dead' before starting preparations for an interior decorating course, that he will take in September.
Despite being offered accommodations by the Iranian Ayatollah, the Emir of Abu Dhabi and Crown Prince Abdullah Ibn Hassan of Saudi Arabia, the Prophet Muhammad has provoked consternation by choosing to stay on the yacht of French fashion designer, John Paul Gaultier.
Rumours that they are more than friends have been fuelled by the pair being sighted together on three separate occasions, including climbing into Gaultiers chauffer driven, pink stretch limo after leaving Paris Nightclub 'Tramps' together.
When asked why the Prophet had chosen now to return to a terrestrial plane, the religious megastar and central tenet of belief for millions of followers answered
"I have retuned now because of the proliferation of nuclear weapons, the tension between India and Pakistan and also because I have tickets to see Def Leppard at the Birmingham Conference Centre - and they're being supported by Pat Benatar."
The Prophet has asked for his privacy to be respected whenever he is socialising with friends.
After nearly 14 centuries of deathly silence the founder of Islam and publisher of the best selling but controversial book 'The Qu'ran' arrived in Amsterdam, The Netherlands, on a fluffy pink cloud and announced to the world:
"You have me all wrong and it's time I broke out of the closet".
The Prophet Muhammad, who now wishes to be known simply by the one word title 'Prophet' will spend the rest of the week at the Amsterdam Fashion Week, then visiting the Berlin AIDS Charity 'Pink, Brown and Dead' before starting preparations for an interior decorating course, that he will take in September.
Despite being offered accommodations by the Iranian Ayatollah, the Emir of Abu Dhabi and Crown Prince Abdullah Ibn Hassan of Saudi Arabia, the Prophet Muhammad has provoked consternation by choosing to stay on the yacht of French fashion designer, John Paul Gaultier.
Rumours that they are more than friends have been fuelled by the pair being sighted together on three separate occasions, including climbing into Gaultiers chauffer driven, pink stretch limo after leaving Paris Nightclub 'Tramps' together.
When asked why the Prophet had chosen now to return to a terrestrial plane, the religious megastar and central tenet of belief for millions of followers answered
"I have retuned now because of the proliferation of nuclear weapons, the tension between India and Pakistan and also because I have tickets to see Def Leppard at the Birmingham Conference Centre - and they're being supported by Pat Benatar."
The Prophet has asked for his privacy to be respected whenever he is socialising with friends.
