Sacrificing goats...

Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member

Jul 13, 2012

• #1

Almost sacrificed a goat today...

I came to realization that if there is a god he gave goats horns just to watch me get spiked in the balls 20 odd times by them today as I was untangling them from the mess they got themselves in to...

I feel sick... Arsehole goats...

 

Dalek Supreme

Well-Known Member

Jul 13, 2012

• #2

You have balls!???

 

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Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member

Jul 13, 2012

• #3

Yes I have balls... I do happen to be a man...

and my balls also happen to be swollen thanks to my goats... and I'm still feeling sick... It's worse than being kicked in the nuts...

 

rowlman

Well-Known Member

Jul 13, 2012

• #4

Maybe it was the goats turn.

 

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newatit2010

Well-Known Member

Jul 13, 2012

• #5

I say leave the goat alone and kill a pig and send it to the local mosque.

 

Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member

Jul 13, 2012

• #6

There are no local mosques

 

Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member

Jul 13, 2012

• #7

My right testicle still hurts... I think she was seriously trying to do me harm...

 

charface

Well-Known Member

Jul 13, 2012

• #8

Goats are evil bastards. My buddy teased one all the time and long story short it
eventually knocked him down and spermed in his hair. Well maybe buddy is a strong word, lets just say I know
a guy who is friends with some goats little bitch!

 

Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member

Jul 13, 2012

• #9

Skull fucked by a goat... Wow...

 

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member

Jul 13, 2012

• #10

This thread should be called sacraficing a nut for a goat... stay high

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

Jul 13, 2012

• #11

...which would be a neat inversion, since Shannon usually sacrifices a goat for his nuts. cn