SCREW YOU PUMPKIN CAT!! (CAT TRAP PART I)

PioneerValleyOG

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Ok, my Nemisis, The Pumpkin Cat, has been crapping in my Superbud/Putang 35 gal pot. Numerous times.20220603_100237.jpg
So, my wife had this idea for this, well, more of a deterrent. The trap is the camera I have set up... I used cups of water, plants look a little droopy, as I just dumped water on them.
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Stay tuned for the video, Part II of Screw You, Pumpkin Cat!!
 
I used to spray coyote pee around my outdoor plants-I think you can even buy it on amazon. Works good in guerrilla grows. Obviously Tiger poop is superior.
 
Shit gets deeper, we have a rescue cat, this big orange cat has attacked my cat twice, both times in the rear back, resulting in severely gross drainage surgery done by myself, both times I didn’t think shed make it, but she did. I had Pumpkin cat in the crosshairs if my Crossman .177…. Just couldn’t do it but did shoot right under her hitting the fence… figured that’s scare her off.
Instead, one of thems crapping in my patch. Has to be Pumpkin.
 
Funny story about coyote piss, its a deterrent to small pests but an attractant to guess what , coyotes. Knew a lady that used it for rabbits in her garden . She was less happy to see coyotes on property. Be careful if you have small pets livestock
 
If you want my fix I’ll take some grief, here goes, use a cage trap to catch cat should be easy. Use it right there at your plant . Let him sit in jail for a bit then shake the cage up. Not to the point of hurting cat but make it an unpleasant event. Then let him go, he wont be back. No hurt cat, no jail time
 
Just put out a box trap and release him fifty miles away and when your at the grocery store and see his missing poster and a little girl beside him all happy you can laugh a mischievous laugh and walk to your Toyota Prius and drive off knowing you won. Just saying that’s what I’d do.
 
Just put out a box trap and release him fifty miles away and when your at the grocery store and see his missing poster and a little girl beside him all happy you can laugh a mischievous laugh and walk to your Toyota Prius and drive off knowing you won. Just saying that’s what I’d do.
People who drop pets off out in the country are fucking assholes. Either have the balls to kill the animal yourself or take it to a shelter. How would YOU like to get dropped off to certain death, either by freezing to death or getting eaten by something else? Not funny, not cool.
 
People who drop pets off out in the country are fucking assholes. Either have the balls to kill the animal yourself or take it to a shelter. How would YOU like to get dropped off to certain death, either by freezing to death or getting eaten by something else? Not funny, not cool.
It was a joke hint the poster and Toyota Prius. My wife wouldn’t let me do that lol. And I did get dropped off in the wildnerness for three days in the army and had nothing and it was November in Missouri so it was cold I did alright
 
It was a joke hint the poster and Toyota Prius. My wife wouldn’t let me do that lol. And I did get dropped off in the wildnerness for three days in the army and had nothing and it was November in Missouri so it was cold I did alright
The Prius part was a joke but i doubt the "drop it off 50 mi away" was. Dick move, dick thing to joke about.
 
The Prius part was a joke but i doubt the "drop it off 50 mi away" was. Dick move, dick thing to joke about.
Not really bud I have several cats and wouldn’t really drop it off but hey man feel how you feel it don’t bother me I would probably drop you off in the woods though maybe a little further out though.
 
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