Sedating Couch Lock Strains

Hey All, Looking for a killer sedating couch lock strain to grow. I've got a very stressfull job and all I can think about on the way home is firing up a monster bong to shed the day. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated

that's fucking funny man I used to have a 1.5 hour drive home every day which would sometimes take as long as 3 hours. the joint after work is always the best sorry I can't help you with the strain. lots of indica if you want to get retarded why not go for something more happy and uplifting? would take the weight off. check these out:

Kali Mist
caramelicious
Apollo 11
pandoras box
Jilly Bean

Ps: I'm nowhere near experienced! but i've started with my research the above are all about the happy, feel good, uplifting etc, not couch locking though.

Thanks for your input Requena. Sometimes the happy uplifting strains hit me the wrong way. More often than not my mind races like a hamster wheel with sativa dominence. Unfortunately this leaves me thinking way too much for the evening hours. I'm looking for the kind of dank that leaves you lobotomized. Strip the whole day away and melt into the couch for a couple. I've heard Endless Sky and Ultimate Indica are some powerfull shit. Gotta start soon as my dealer has reverted back to selling dirt weed. Thanks again

Dont know if you'd be able to find a cut, much less seeds, but Woody Kush is a new fav of mine

BLZ Bud

• Seed Bank: Seedism
• Type: Feminized

$18.08 - $90.40

"Then was brought unto him one possessed with a devil." – The Book of Matthew chapter 12:24
This extremely potent G13 hybrid will raise the standard that most growers are used to. With a THC level to make even the most hardened veterans breaking a sweat, the BLZ-Bud is a strain not to be smoked by the fainthearted.
Growth patterns are primarily those you would expect from an Indica dominant strain, with large fan leaves and very little space between internodes. Flowering single stemmed plants will usually result in one large cluster of buds all along the main stem with a few budding side branches. The typical increase of growth during the first few weeks of flowering can result in a 25-50% increase in height before she stops growing up, making it quite easy to predict when to start your flowering cycle.
The smell and taste are an interesting mixture of sweet, sour and spice. When inhaled the smoke feels thick and soft, almost like drinking a liquid, expanding in your lungs and leaving a sweet aftertaste on your lips when exhaled.
The onset of the high is almost instant giving you no time to prepare for what’s to come, make sure to have a place to sit down when taking a blast of this beast. With the initial hit fades away, you get of the floor and your head starts realizing what just happened the high gently changes into a heightened state of euphoria telling you that "it will all be all right again soon".
Type – Indica/Sativa – 50/50
Flowering Period – 8 to 10 weeks
Yield – High
here dude this is what you are looking for strong yeilder and chop your legs off stoned

a topic i can relate to, or used to be able to relate to with a job that wouldn't let go, even at night
anyways, don't overlook good old northern lights, easy to grow and it does turn down the 'gears' upstairs
nice yielder too

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Hey Spoc, welcome aboard RUI.

I give bud to a couple of people who deal with anxiety and depression and the stress from that. I go mostly with the uplifting strains but sometimes a person just needs to check out for a while so I'm working on couch lock and trippy strains now too.

The Endless Sky by Dr Greenthumb that you mentioned would be one of the first heavy indica stones I'd recomend. You can't beat that 6 week flowering time.

Black Widow by Mr Nice (the original White Widow) should never be overlooked. Amazing taste and if you smoke too much of it your day is over.

Trainwreck by (Greenhouse/Dr Greenthumb/clone) will hit you hard and fast. Stoney on the body, confusing and trippy on the brain.

Godzilla by forum member Dr Vondank (Vondank Seeds) will rip your head off.

By Subcool (TGA): Chernobyl will be very sedative; The Flav will be narcotic; Deep Purple will be a deeper indica stone than Querkel, both Urkel crosses; TGA have a lot of Strains that might help.

HHF's (Breeder's Choice) Seraph will be incredibly sedative.

Blue Moonshine by DJ Short is a super potent blueberry Indica, coated with a strong concentration of tall standing trichomes. Produces a very narcotic experience - body high blueberry. The White Widow of the blue family.

Medicine Man - Mr Nice (White Rhino - Greenhouse): intense and powerful

White Russian - Serious Seeds: potent head stone; the finest genetics and quality of stone.

Big Bang by Greenhouse is very good for anxiety but is a milder stone than the above strains.

http://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk/

http://www.drgreenthumb.com/cannabis_seeds_GreenthumbSeedsEntrance.htm (pre paid credit card or money order, do not use cash)

http://www.cannaseur.com/index.php?page=shop.browse&category_id=5&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=36

*** VonDank's --- "GODZILLA" ***

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Kali Mist by Serious Seeds is not a couch lock but it's one of the finest relaxing strains I've ever had. An up-opiate, cuts through moods and highs/stones of other strains, leaves you in Bliss. A long flowering period for the pheno I like but well worth the wait. I agree with Requena, it's a great strain. My favorite bud.

https://www.rollitup.org/smoke-reports/244210-kali-mist-serious-seeds.html

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couchlock from vancover seedbank name says it all

try kushberry form dna genetics. i get mine from the tude Cannabis Seeds Attitude Marijuana Seedshttp://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk/affiliates/jrox.php?id=429

Outstanding!!! Got some winners in here. Hobbs thanks for your detailed list as I am nearly ready to take the plunge. There's been alot of activity in my city in regards to having MJ shipped in the mail. I can see seeds but these fuckers are squashing bails into USPS packaging. I still havn't devised a fool proof way to get seeds. It's so fuckin taboo where I am. I'm close to the heroin/methodone clinics and it is completly acceptable. Dirty but acceptabl. This state is so liberal yet medical MJ was just rejected here in the Ct Legislature. Fuck them, I'll grow what I want. If there's an unpleasant skunky death smell in your neighborhood it's me venting my vengeance!!!

another bit of info/advice, if your looking for that sort of buzz get a indica dominant strain and let the trichs all reach the amber stage pretty much. i myslef prefer more uplifting highs when im done w/work but to each his own, best of luck

White Russian by Serious Seeds- I can attest to this one as well, some of my best Indicas I ever grew! Stocky, hearty plants, cloning is easy, and if you flower them on the long side...you should have a successful couch launch! Serious couch material...

AK-48 by Nirvana- Another one I grew out way back and its very killer. Smaller buds, but great taste, smell.

Couchlock! from from canada! OH BOY!

herijuanna from sannie