Seen any Albino people or cross dressing midgets,,or the like!!

buddha webb

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Ive seen some strange looking people,but im not here to talk about disabled people or take the piss out of different people,,,its just that i saw a midget Asian couple today,,,and an Albino Malaysian in Kuala Lumpur.......................I also saw a midget having an arguement in a Liverpool unemployment office about 20 yrs ago with the assistant,he was yelling...."its not pantomine season,im fuckin skint,no money,only get work at Christmass with Santa or Pantoes,and theyve finished".You may not believe,but i know it to be true....and i still remember laughing so hard cos i was munted on hash pipes!!Slatey Morrocan,,often reffered to as "passport"Thats another story...you see any of this kinda stuff.....maybe super tall people stuck in phone boxes???
 
buddha webb

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African Albino,thats brilliant,love to see...I used to live in Perth Australia and there was a guy that worked in some pizza place,people used to go mainly cos when he spoke he had a very seriously high pitched voice..seriously,,he didnt say much but if he didnt catch your order and he saw you look at him he would ask "was that spicy"!!! in the voice of Minnie mouse inhaling Helium with her labia in a very tight vice....you were left with no other option but to walk out and send someone else in to collect said spicy pizza....funny shit but bad at the time.
 
HellaBlunts

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there was an albino kid i went to highschool with, took me 3 years to find out she was actually blind too haha, felt bad for her because her assistant or whatever you wanna call her was an asshole to her constantly.
 
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ML75 said:
yea ive seen albino people and short people wtf.
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well i see short people on a daily basis where i live because in the last 5-7 years alot of hispanic people have moved in so it went from an average height of what you see around town from 5'5" to like 4'6" lol
 
420God

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I went to high school with a 2 different guys with really bad birth marks.

The one was a white kid and the birth marks covered half of his body and were bright red.

The other kid was black and where he had birth marks his skin and hair were white so he looked like a holstein cow.
 
HellaBlunts

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420God said:
I went to high school with a 2 different guys with really bad birth marks.

The one was a white kid and the birth marks covered half of his body and were bright red.

The other kid was black and where he had birth marks his skin and hair were white so he looked like a holstein cow.
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i had a friend with pretty bad birthmarks, he just had a big red circle on each of his cheeks, he looks like an oldschool doll or something lol
 
BA142

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i've seen a midget without a face at Ross once...I think it was a burn victim midget

that shit scared me, I was only like 10 or 11 though
 
buddha webb

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I was in a hospital the other day seeing a dr,its a small over run hospital too many people not enough drs....anyway,i went into the drs room to sit and tell him about my lump,when i turned around there was a very ordinary looking Thai gentleman with no skin on his fingers,just yellow bones sticking out that were moving!!!! i shit you not,,in fact im gonna take 5 for some rips to get over re living that moment,back in 5,easy.
 
HellaBlunts

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my old woodshop teacher had no skin on the tops of his fingers so you could see bone tips, but ive never seen full on skeletal hands that move haha
 
buddha webb

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They moved,,
there was a nurse cleaning what looked like the area where the yellow bone vanished back into skin near his knuckle.
 
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and like 420god was saying about the birthmarks...........I always see people like that.It seems like there always some receptionist with it working in a office lol.
 
buddha webb

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I think it was,,the bones were yellow and looked like they had been found...they dissapeared at the knuckle,,he was only about 30 ish..he had no skin on any of his fingers on only one hand,,,horrible eh
 
buddha webb

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The guy that used to get me my smoke was very pale....but in the summer if he caught some sun only certain bits of his face would go brown,,after one long hot summer he looked like a cross between michael jackson and a polar bear
 
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Trinidad is so genetically messed up. Everyone looks different. When I was working in a fancy hotel in Salybia, the receptionist looked photoshopped, she was so many ethnicities lol. There are also ALOT of albinos in Arima. African American albinos look interesting enough- have you seen black chinese Indian hybrid albinos? You find yourself staring to work out what's going on but I worry about offending them.

I only just read Dot's mention of receptionists; maybe they hire weird looking one's because they will spark interest, instigating constructive conversation?
 
buddha webb

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great post xkuroiTaimax,
Yes theres some funny looking receptionists out there!!Maybe its just for the bosses amusement when hes bored,,"right done my work,now time to stare at weird receptionist"
Im yet to see a black chinese indian albino,,but im going to Bangkok in a few days so who knows???I can probably buy one there!
When i occasionally accidently change station on tv,if theres a US news programme on,i find they all look photo shopped...orange skin,blue teeth..
Anyway im off to town to buy some 85% Ecuadorian chocolate and i shall be keeping an eye out for albinos and other colourfull characters while im at it.Just love to see a black midget albino,or maybe a very tall Japanese man with no arms...who knows,,its a jungle out there!!

xKuroiTaimax said:
Trinidad is so genetically messed up. Everyone looks different. When I was working in a fancy hotel in Salybia, the receptionist looked photoshopped, she was so many ethnicities lol. There are also ALOT of albinos in Arima. African American albinos look interesting enough- have you seen black chinese Indian hybrid albinos? You find yourself staring to work out what's going on but I worry about offending them.

I only just read Dot's mention of receptionists; maybe they hire weird looking one's because they will spark interest, instigating constructive conversation?
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