Hi everyone,
Please share some jokes with us...i'll start off with one of my favourites but it works better with your mates, so if your at a bar with friends say Jack, John & Tom (u wanna take the piss out of Tom) here goes;
They all die in a car crash. Jack wakes up in a sealed room with only a bed...the wall opens up & an old ugly woman enters after which a powerful voice begins to say: "Jack, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with her!" Jack collapses in grief!
John wakes up in a similar room, wall opens & another old, ugly person walks in before the same voice repeats: "John, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with her!" Jack collapses in grief!
Tom finally wakes up in a sealed room, wall opens & Scarlett Johansson enters after which the same powerful voice say's: "Scarlett, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with him" Poor Scarlett collapses in eternal grief.
Hope you liked it
Please share some jokes with us...i'll start off with one of my favourites but it works better with your mates, so if your at a bar with friends say Jack, John & Tom (u wanna take the piss out of Tom) here goes;
They all die in a car crash. Jack wakes up in a sealed room with only a bed...the wall opens up & an old ugly woman enters after which a powerful voice begins to say: "Jack, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with her!" Jack collapses in grief!
John wakes up in a similar room, wall opens & another old, ugly person walks in before the same voice repeats: "John, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with her!" Jack collapses in grief!
Tom finally wakes up in a sealed room, wall opens & Scarlett Johansson enters after which the same powerful voice say's: "Scarlett, for all the sins you committed you will spend eternity in this room with him" Poor Scarlett collapses in eternal grief.
Hope you liked it
