Believe it or not, I've never been to a strip club..
I heard someone say > once, made perfect sense.. "Going to a strip club is like going to an all you can eat buffet but all you get to do is smell the food".
Nothing beats just smoking all day, going to a movie, and going out to eat and drink. I'm a simpleton. Maybe go fishing with some buddies? That's my idea of a good birthday.
lmao do what i do. Rent a limo and go to the casino and have like three of your friends dress up in suits with shades and escort you everywhere. have them play security and when you walk into the casino have them surround you so no one can come near you then sit at the $5 black jack table XD or just play slots but you feel so pimp cuz everyone like WHO THE F**K IS THAT GUY?