"So you know what's fucked up..."?

Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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What's fucked up?

Express it here!



So you know what's fucked up...?


... chicks who think it's acceptable to sleep with you in the dark!

Wtf? Who is this chick kidding? Hey, CHICK, my cock works upon visual stimulation. You turn the lights off, my cock turns off.. Welcome to the real world, sorry to crush your dreams but the magazines are to you what the porno's are to me..


So what do you think is fucked up? FUCK YOU!
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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So smell touch and hearing don't keep your cock hard?

Are you able to cum by sight?

Sounds like a personal problem.
 
ebgood

ebgood

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ummm...

i kinda agree visual stim is a requirement. but i dnt think its a crisis. just hit girls that like to be looked at. problem solved
 
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Bombur

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Dark sex isnt exclusively for the uggo's. The absence of sight heightens the other senses, and it's fun to not know what your partner is doing until they do it. People don't wear blindfolds in bed because the other is ugly, they do it cuz it's fun :)
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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people jumping into the end of the HOV lane where they are supposed to merge.. in order to gain three car lengths in traffic. Am i the only one who give a fuck about the rules!?
 
clint308

clint308

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You know whats Fucked ?

When you meet a 98 year old ex prostitute that's got bad breath and acne
We go to her place , we go to my place ,
we are making love and she says your the worst she's ever had !!!
THATS FUCKED
 
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