Sour Diesel = Me Being Way To High

Damn, I smoked a blunt yesterday that had sour diesel. Probably didn't even have a whole gram in the blunt. But I got uncomfortably high LOL.

I went to the movies wit a friend(we saw Clash of the Titans) and I couldn't stop f*ckin' laughing. When Hades makes his appearance to Mt. Olympus pantheon of the Gods for the first time I was laughing through the whole scene.

Me and my friend smelled like dank so the people by us knew that we were faded. I was trying to cover up my mouth and sh*t while snickering but I was laughing so hard that people next to me started cracking up too. The guy next to me started busting up hysterically so I started laughing even harder.

When Hades said "They will pray again" I lost it for the last time and started laughing so hard I was crying.

I'm amazed no one told me to shut up or threw popcorn at my head. I guess they weren't that into the movie either, or maybe they were just as fucked up as I was

That's some funny shit ahhahaha, I was laughing when reading that I totally know what thats like lol, I was watching Avatar 3D on mushrooms with my friend and when the 10 foot tall blue chick picked up the little cripple guy the whole theater was silent. Then I whispered to my friend, "man, talk about a hot dog down a hallway" and I think this asian guy was blazed next to us or something so he bursted out laughing, and me and my brother couldn't stop snickering/laughing hysterically for like 3 minutes... Felt like an eternity though, maybe it was longer we were on mush

less than a gram in a blunt? how's that even possible?
Blunt wraps take like 2 grams to roll up, and even then - 2 grams is a tiny fucking blunt.

what are you talking about if you have some dank weed you can roll put like .7 and get a nice personal blunt you def dont need 2 grams in a blunt unless your smoking some doo doo brown shit which im guessing you did lol 1 gram is plenty for a nice personal blunt

llop1103 said:

what are you talking about if you have some dank weed you can roll put like .7 and get a nice personal blunt you def dont need 2 grams in a blunt unless your smoking some doo doo brown shit which im guessing you did lol 1 gram is plenty for a nice personal blunt

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exactly,A gram can pack a Game perfectly,anymore is just overkill and a waste of weed.But when you smoke dirt weed lol you might as well throw in as much as possible

hyphyjoose said:

Me and my friend smelled like dank so the people by us knew that we were faded.

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Faded!! hahah Glorious! im stealing your lingo lol Never heard that before to describe being high. So good. Idk why but it is.



hhaha but great story man.. i had pretty much the same thing but at a 'CountryStyle' doughnut shop.

i feel kinda bad about this now. but i was younger and with my friends. And we had just smoked what was supposedly 'blueberry' dope. We then went to country style across the street from me to grab some cheap grub.

But as soon as we stepped up to the counter; the cashier (being of middle eastern descent) spoke with the most hardcore indian accent ever.

My friend and i just fucking burst out laughing. And i mean BURST out laughing in his face. But still trying to keep composure we kinda turned slightly, covered our mouths, and tried to order still..

after nothing we said was comprehendible we both stumbled out of the store and found our way to another one.. where we finaly got some munchiessss lol


Never have i been that high before or since..

Wtf hyphyjoose is back?

I try to stay away from the sativa like sour diesel. Had a damn good supply of strawberry diesel and g-13xsour d for a long time and it kind of burnt me out on it. I tend to go for the indicas that calm me down and stick me to my seat these days.

Supgee3 said:

less than a gram in a blunt? how's that even possible?
Blunt wraps take like 2 grams to roll up, and even then - 2 grams is a tiny fucking blunt.

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????? I smoke .06 grape swishers all the time to the dome and its always nice, like Dots said to much weed in a blunt is a waste, its more effecient to smoke 3 gram blunts then one 3 gram blunt.

lol 2 grams is a big blunt and would be tuff to roll a swisher with that much bud.

FADED is the way we used to describe our highness in high school. i still use it sometimes.

if you type stoned into predictive text on some cell phones it shows up as summed. me and a buddy now say were summed after getting blazed lol.

hahaha summed nice!! Faded here in Va is used when your on dope or some sort of opiates. Or jus really messed up and like nodding out lol

rzza said:

lol 2 grams is a big blunt and would be tuff to roll a swisher with that much bud.

FADED is the way we used to describe our highness in high school. i still use it sometimes.

if you type stoned into predictive text on some cell phones it shows up as summed. me and a buddy now say were summed after getting blazed lol.

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Ya for sure man! The most ive ever been able to fit in a swisher is 1.7 grams..

The term faded out here is used all the time, it could mean drunk, high, whatever, just another word for fucked up.

Michael Phelps said:

Ya for sure man! The most ive ever been able to fit in a swisher is 1.7 grams..

The term faded out here is used all the time, it could mean drunk, high, whatever, just another word for fucked up.

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Eh I always thought when you were faded you had just come off something, like wake up the next morning after smoking 4 blunts being faded

Or the day after a shroom trip or whatever


But yeah 1.7 is like the magic number it's the most I've gotten to fit in a dutch master... +hash

llop1103 said:

hahaha summed nice!! Faded here in Va is used when your on dope or some sort of opiates. Or jus really messed up and like nodding out lol

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lol hahahha

hyphyjoose said:

Damn, I smoked a blunt yesterday that had sour diesel. Probably didn't even have a whole gram in the blunt. But I got uncomfortably high LOL.

I went to the movies wit a friend(we saw Clash of the Titans) and I couldn't stop f*ckin' laughing. When Hades makes his appearance to Mt. Olympus pantheon of the Gods for the first time I was laughing through the whole scene.

Me and my friend smelled like dank so the people by us knew that we were faded. I was trying to cover up my mouth and sh*t while snickering but I was laughing so hard that people next to me started cracking up too. The guy next to me started busting up hysterically so I started laughing even harder.

When Hades said "They will pray again" I lost it for the last time and started laughing so hard I was crying.

I'm amazed no one told me to shut up or threw popcorn at my head. I guess they weren't that into the movie either, or maybe they were just as fucked up as I was

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dood u just cracked my ass up. i did the same thing at monsters vs aliens. froms second #1, i was hysetrcvial like a mental patient... rock on with the funny stories

the 3-D version got bad reviews so my wife and i didn't go i didn't know it was a comedy may go see it tonight after all, i will have to get ripped first

first time i smoked Diesel I passed out in the middle of a bad company 2 match.