Stoned Flies

so theres these two bigass house flies that just chill around and on my plant all the time, there always there and there so fucked up you can just nudge them and they barely move, and then they atart buzzin around for a second and then come back and land on the plant. they do wierd things with there wings too, like extending them in a way ive never seen a fly do. basically ive come to the conlcusion that there baked, also theres tons of lady bugs around and on my plant, at one point there was about 5 of them on the plant, and it isnt very big. my decision has been to just let them all be, what do you guys think

that is amazing LMAO
ladybugs can only help - they eat pests
the flies will live a couple weeks
depending on your soil, they could lay eggs
although it sounds like they're to fucked up to mate hehe

haha yea lady bugs are def great to have around and the flies idk they might not be so good, but if theyre to fucked up lol just leave lol theyll help with boredom lol.

This is so weird!! I also have flies that appear to be frigged up. they walk in circles n shit and kinda just flop around like they are drunk. Lady bugs are also in my garden. They have just recently arrived. I dont mess with them and they dont mess with my girls. they just sit around and chill out on a leaf, soaking up some light. It's pretty cool how bugs help out a grow. I had gnats my last grow which attracted quite a few small spiders to my grow space. They set up shop and ate the flies that dodged the sticky strip. Bugs bugs n more bugs.....spiders, lady bugs, and stoned ass flies living in my secret garden is ok with me.

LMAO i used to have two flies in my flower room also everytime id open the door the lil punks would attack me, and after a few seconds they would go back and crawl around the buds.

Funny thread.
Reminds me of an experience I had when we were getting nice fresh hash from Morocco.
One time we smoked in a friends room and got totally wasted. A few hours later We decided to make another mix as a nightcap and when I went for the hash it had a fat housefly on it. I wafted my hand over it so it would take off but it stayed fast. I ended up picking up the block expecting it to fly off any time but it never did. When I looked close it had it's fuckin probiscus stuck in my dope and it was sucking it up like a milk shake! It was slate Moroccan and there was a little hole in the slate where the fucker had taxed me!
I flicked it off like you would and it just dropped on the floor like it was dead. We had a laugh and I made a mix for the bong that we smoked and then fly started staggering round the floor flapping its wings in a real mad way every now and again. It was off its fucking tits on my gear!
Dunno about the ladybugs but those houseflys will tax your crop. If they already look stoned then they've already started. Give them the boot.

i think i found one of your boys.

If you haven't seen this, you should.

http://joecartoon.atom.com/cartoons/136-stoneflies_1

i know that lady bugs are good, i was pumped to have them, makin sure no aphids fuck with me. but these flies are kinda "buggin" me out. you think they would really lay eggs? or are they just tryin to get a buzz. are they really pukin on my shit?