Stoned? Hungry? Eat your Pipe!

I ran across this when I was looking for a bong-size bowl for my hooka. How bad do the munchies have to be to want to chow down on your pipe?

Abstract An edible smoking apparatus for smoking a tobacco product. The apparatus can be a pipe, bat, bong, or hookah. The pipe can include a removable straw that attaches to the bottom of the pipe to convert the pipe into an edible lollipop. The smoking apparatus can be made from separate parts or from one mould. The edible material can coat a non-edible smoking apparatus.

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old and disgusting

My pipe is fucking disgusting. That's the way I like to keep her, she's a dirty bitch. I would never eat that shit.

theysell those at the liquor stores around here all the time. they look like clear hard candy pipes with a straw handle so it looks like a sucker but your could smoke out of it. seems like a waste of money.

I'm high as shit right now and got the munchies ! I want some waffles with maple syrup and butter..
Mmmm.