stoner help!!!!

i need help from all the stoners out i couldn't find a section but im taking a drug test and there going to give me a swab test. i haven't smoked in 8 days i drank at least a gallon a day and nicain twice a day aswell. i will be taking the test in a few days will i be fine. and is there any other way to beat a swab??? please help

lots of water and spit alot to get rid of the elements in your saliva and drink more water

I think I recenty read that the swab is one of the least sensetive tests reguarding THC. It may have said it only detects use within the last week or so. I wish I could remember where I read this, but hey.....you asked for help from a stoner.

Disclaimer: I don't recommend this but if desperate: Take one cup of water. Add six drops of bleach. Stir well. Drink cup the day you are to test. Piss twice before you go in. Your third piss will be the bleach water. I have a friend on felony probation and he is tested every month and we just got done burning some Purple Urkel. Works for him.