Strangest Place you have had sex.. Go..

carl.burnette

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My fathers a pastor. While he was at bible college my girlfriend & I were visiting. He was in a prayer room next to the principles office with all the staff & a few student having a pentecostal prayer meeting. I was nailing my girlfriend on the principles desk while this was going on. They got too loud with the praying & whooping it up (look up Pentecostal services) so we had to switch to the principles WIFES office & her desk cause it was further away.

I am SO going to hell for that one!

She was the same girl that I was helping her bring in grocieries with her family. we were first in the door. BANG! On the floor skirt up & away we go. literaly 10 seconds later done & pants back up skirt down. Father comes in with the bag of grociers. Best 15 seconds of my life :)

Fark.. I dated her from 15-19. What a time we had learning :)
 

DonPepe

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back seat of your mom's car!

First!

ok, now i take that back after i read the post.... not gonna fuck around with no preachers wife.


bathroom at a FoodLion grocery store. during business hours. scary as shit when 4 little boys come running in and she is trying to climb over you so they don't see her.
 

lahadaextranjera

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I did it on the roof , after my Boyf at the time persuaded me that nobody could see. It was a summers afternoon in Ladbroke Gro !! I miss my teenage years! :(
 

Carne Seca

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  1. Restaurant storeroom (don't ask)
  2. golf course at Tamarron Resort north of Durango (golf courses seem to be popular places for clandestine sex)
  3. the rooftop of the Santa Fe Inn in Santa Fe (it was part of the presidential suite).

I was young and stupid. :p
 

UncleBuck

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parking lot of a mormon church.

one time i got a blowjob at the hot tub of an apartment complex where about 50-60 units had direct view of the hot tub.
 

i.am.what.i.am

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on a rooftop in the middle of a city. in a couple of seedy bars (one of which i was promptly kicked out of). but the strangest was a 3some on a sidewalk right outside of a church in san francisco
 

Doobius1

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My girlfriend and I in the back of a U-haul while the other guys in the band up in the cab drove us to the next gig.
 

tyler.durden

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Fucked my second wife in front of about 20 people on our honeymoon. Went to Hedonism II in Negril, and it was the shit. First time for me fucking in public (not counting getting caught fucking in cars in parking lots over the years), and first time walking around and swimming nude in public. It was really liberating. My wife was always pretty wild and really free with her body, and she got naked way before I did and it she started that public sex after another couple started. I guess she wanted to out do them, and I believe we did ;) We were all winners in the end, though...

P.S. Unbelievable weed at the resort, too...
 

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

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i fucked in a restaurant refrigerator(about the size of a small/medium sized apartment room), also in a movie theater after everyone left and several times in high school up in a balcony area of the school's auditorium, the stage had balconies on the left and right sides about 9-10 feet up and i would cut class and make out/fuck my gf at the time in those balconies. overall, the best was at my fast food restaurant's refrigerator/cooler. i could smoke there, fuck, waste time, go on break all while the manager couldn't see me on the camera's!
 

Rancho Cucamonga

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On the shower room floor of a in-patient drug treatment center.

I was visiting my gf who got sent to a drug treatment center at 16 because her parents were fucking retarded. She was the type who only took a few hits, had a few drinks and would drive drunk people around to parties because hse was almost always sober. She was the exact opposite of a drug addict but this was the late 80s and Minnesota(land of ten thousand treatment centers) so it was what it was.

I had no idea. I was there to visit and it was pretty casual security wise but there were staff everywhere. As soon as I signed in and began to walk to the visiting area her roommate came up to me and told me to sign out and sneak back in and wait in "shower room #2". I will always remember that name, it would make a good porn title. So I signed out, pretended to wait for elevator and just casually walked back through the doors. The reason I needed to sign out is kinda hard to explain. Basically I had to sign in then out in order for her not to be so closely monitored by staff as she canceled our visit(pretended to) just as I arrived, this ploy allowed her more freedom and allowed me in. Anyway, I knew what was coming and was anxious but the environment made it real exciting. She eventually sneaked in and she laid down a bunch of towels on the very clean but still disgusting shower floor used by dozens of people of all shapes and cleanliness and non-cleanliness, and we went to work. It was pretty damn good sex. I'm amazed we were not caught as a small group of her female treatment pals were hanging around the shower room area giggling and what not. I know this is bad for me to say but this sex was kinda perfect. I was in, I was out, it was great. No cuddling no talking just sex. Of course nowadays I enjoy the cuddling and talking a little more.

I can rarely answer a question without a story, sorry.
 

Zaehet Strife

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This one time, i went to menards, that store ya know? I went with my girlfriend and her parents to get some shit, they never let us be alone together, so we said we were going to go look around while they got what they needed. We split off and i saw an open spot in between the shelving units on the bottom part of the shelf, so we crawled under it and hid in between the shelving unit in the middle of the store and fucked while her parents were walking around. They were like huge religious nuts and would have FREAKED if they caught us, but she was a freak because of it so im super glad. It was an amazing fuck, though we had to be kind of quiet lol.

Afterwords we crawled out and they were like where have you been we have been looking all over for you!

The same girl also gave be a blow job on the ferris wheel at ceder point and everyone could see lmfao it was awesome, i really miss that girl.
 

Mechanical

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Graveyard or in the middle of the Guadalupe River during Memorial Weekend with hundreds of people around..
 
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