This is probably the most disturbing thing I have read all month.Try sitting on your hands it helps and when no one's looking you can tickle your bung a little bit. Don't go to deep without lube, I don't go past the second knuckle usually. Don't go poking organs or cause internal bleeding that'll only make your anxiety worse. Then when your girl's not paying attention, I like to wait for her to be talking on the phone to a someone important like a boss or family member. All you do is sneak up behind her and BAM dirty sanchez and run like a MFer (this is why the person on the phone helps, she don't want em to know she just had shit smeared on her lip, it gives you a step or two) Your anxiety gone, she'll be pissed but fuck her if she can't take joke.
