synthetic PEEE

A few ppl I work with rock synthetic piss when a random test comes up. So far the piss belts are 3 for 3 with passing....funny story the first time my buddy used it he couldn't get the piss out of the bag and he spilled a lot of it on himself lol with that said they will pass a test that's for sure..... Good luck
 

Metal n Weed

Active Member
The type of work I do I am constantly switching job sites and it seems like they all test now. Use the fake piss and have never failed.
 

rollandtoke

Active Member
If its randoom, go with fake piss, if you hage 48 hrs, dont smoke, take vitamin B supplements, drink only cranberry juice mixed with detox until test.

Ok, so just go with the fake piss
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
If its randoom, go with fake piss, if you hage 48 hrs, dont smoke, take vitamin B supplements, drink only cranberry juice mixed with detox until test.

Ok, so just go with the fake piss
lol, that was funny.. i just ordered 10 boxes of quick fix and it came in the mail yesterday.. i gotta give ua's once a month at the methadone clinic, and they just started testing for thc, so i'm going with the whizzinator and quick fix again..
i've used them in the past and have passes every time using the quick fix and whizzinator with no issues...
 

smokiemcbowl

Well-Known Member
Just a heads up... Alot of these random piss tests will show if uv takin vitamins or not. YOU CAN (not likely but u can) pop for haveing high levels of b vitamans and all that business. Detox drinks, niacin, b vitamins... They all load ur system and they can see if u have unusualy high levels. Not smoking for 48 hrs b4 wont do shit unless u never smoke and took a hit or 2 a few nights prior. Fake piss is ur best bet for short notice tests. Long term notice... Like stated b4 cranberry juice, water and arizona green tea. Idk if the tea actually does anything to help reduce the thc levels or anything but its a diharetic (idk how to spell it) but basicly it makes u piss alot like coffe and soda. Be careful man and good luck. Im not kidding about popping for high levels of vitamins. My buddy lost his job that way. Its suspicious as fuck when ur rockin that many vitamins and shit in ur system...
 

benign

Active Member
Makes me so happy that my wife doesn't smoke, clean human piss whenever I want it. I've heard of some getting nailed in Washington and Oregon with the synthetic urine, best idea would be to buy freeze dried real urine or find someone with a kid or wife who's clean and just use theirs in one of the whizzinator things.
 

Farfenugen

Well-Known Member
Urine tests will be phased out in favour of hour long rectal exams administered by hairy Russian fishermen, molar extraction done without freezing (pulled by psychotic former dentists), tickling regimens locked inside a mental ward and by at least a dozen mental patients, and of course for the men, wading naked in a pool of stinging jellyfish, for the women, sniffing the farts of truckers.

This is where our society is headed. Testing to see if you've used pot is one more step in total subjugation.
 

MalcolmMustang

Well-Known Member
No it won't get you the job but it will give you a clean urine analysis. They work, I have used the number 1 kit many times..
 

rollandtoke

Active Member
Just a heads up... Alot of these random piss tests will show if uv takin vitamins or not. YOU CAN (not likely but u can) pop for haveing high levels of b vitamans and all that business. Detox drinks, niacin, b vitamins... They all load ur system and they can see if u have unusualy high levels. Not smoking for 48 hrs b4 wont do shit unless u never smoke and took a hit or 2 a few nights prior. Fake piss is ur best bet for short notice tests. Long term notice... Like stated b4 cranberry juice, water and arizona green tea. Idk if the tea actually does anything to help reduce the thc levels or anything but its a diharetic (idk how to spell it) but basicly it makes u piss alot like coffe and soda. Be careful man and good luck. Im not kidding about popping for high levels of vitamins. My buddy lost his job that way. Its suspicious as fuck when ur rockin that many vitamins and shit in ur system...

While I agree that certain levels of vitamins will show up higher, you also have to consider the job/reason being tested for. Most arent gonna pay the extra money to get results on nutrients they dont care about...they are looking for evidence of specific ingredients.

I wouldnt even be responding if I didnt have proof. I was part of a University Track/Field team for my college career, and I knew plenty of people that enjoyed MJ on the regular (mostly the Field side, or the Track peeps that were on the team to boost numbers). I was always paranoid about it and only smoked during the "off-season" when they werent likely to test. One year the Athletic Department did start testing and pulled in our entire team (funny Football/basketball was never called for off-season testing)...we had 24 hours notice (call on sunday for a piss-test on Monday...and a no-show is auto-positive result on record) and all passed by following the detox/vitamin B/cranberry juice method....

So, for the most practical purposes...it will work...if your company/reason for drug testing is testing for levels of vitamins, you are in an industry/area you shouldnt be smoking while in anyways (i.e. pilots, gov't agents, professional athletes, etc)
 
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