Take A Dump In My Dirt?

Hello, So I was watching the show Dooms Day Preppers and they had this guy who used his shit as plant fertilizer. Thats when it hit me. This season i plan on growing 5 plants outdoors, the only problem is I live in a small town with no access to good fertilizer.. So my question is, can I shit in my soil to make it better?

come on dude, really?? you obviously have access to the internet, therefore you have access to good nutrients.. everything you need is a simple google search away..

Umm yeah... Go ahead and Google those real nutrients.

The answer is yes. Now ur shit isnt gonna have the nutes that a plant needs. Animal ingest plants which have Nitrogen in them. We ingest our nitrogen through breathing. Now, what crcinogens do u ingest. In otherwords, what bad shit do u eat. U want ur shit to be high in Nitro, so u would need to figure that out. If u are an alcoholic or drink a lot of Coke(or snort it), u will have an acidic shit. Wat goes in comes out. Plus to make ur shit into good compost, or a form that plants can ingest, u need to mix it with other compostable material, like ur trash, add a little dirt. Let stand, stir, let stand, stir, add more shit and compost and dirt. At some point u have to quit adding stuff and let sit. It will create steam and heat, and can combust spontaneously, it may stink. Look man buy a bag of MIRACLE GROW.

Compost. Google it and keep it simple. If you do start prepping be honest about your bud- this stuff is the shit!

do you have access to shipping? if you do then everything you need is a click away