talking to cops while stoned

A cop came to my house today, answering a complaint of gun shots in the area, alot of hunters in the area. I just finished smoking a joint, had a real nice buzz on, then I had to go talk to him and he woodnt shut up, he was there for 20 minutes, asking me about everything completely off topic lol, at one point I looked down at my shirt and there were still weed crumbs on there, I brushed them off. Anyways he was real nice, but such a buzz kill, what are the chances, right after I finish a joint. Anybody else got any experiences with cops while stoned?

yea i normally answer the questions if im innocent haha, and then once it gets anoying just say you have to go do something. If your on the street "am i free to go officer" comes in handy just keep saying that "or am i under arrest"
frankly i dont even answer the door if im high to a cop, no warrant no worries

stonerman said:

A cop came to my house today, answering a complaint of gun shots in the area, alot of hunters in the area. I just finished smoking a joint, had a real nice buzz on, then I had to go talk to him and he woodnt shut up, he was there for 20 minutes, asking me about everything completely off topic lol, at one point I looked down at my shirt and there were still weed crumbs on there, I brushed them off. Anyways he was real nice, but such a buzz kill, what are the chances, right after I finish a joint. Anybody else got any experiences with cops while stoned?

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Just yesterday I rolled up to a sporting function blown as all hell and no sooner had I sat down to watch then a cop in his uniform sat down next to me. Luckily I had put in some eye drops, but it was very unnerving. This cop ended up being a pretty nice guy. I'm always skeptical though. Most cops enjoy their badges a little too much.

LOL...I was in line behind a State Trooper when I was FACED on LSD....This was more than 20 years ago & it was in a min-mart type of place, he was buying some dip/chew & my friends & I needed more beer....no such thing as enough beer when you're tripping....anyway, he looked me right in the face & said "how's it going?"...I did the head-nod thing & said "good & you?". He turned around & left....my heart was bursting out of my chest...we made it home & we all still remember it today...The End

True Story...

My only interaction with a cop while stoned was 20 years ago at a Grateful Dead concert I went to. I was in the parking lot, walking back to my friends with a bunch of nitrous balloons clutched in one hand and a joint in the other. Up walks this really hot gut in tie-dye and ripped jeans, he asks how I'm doin' ? Am I having fun, etc... I figure he's hitting on me, offer him a hit off my jay and a balloon. He flashes his badge and says I'll take it all. Run along and have a nice time! Doh!

I was at a ZZ top show at the MAdalay Bay and me and another patch in the club was burning a fat one when I got a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and all I saw was a an FBI badge. I thought to my self well this is going to turn out bad. Feds just love to harass bikers. But all he said was "could you put that out or go smoke that in the back because I have a piss test in the morning and just a little bit can make me piss hot"? I said "not a problem" and I made sure I bought an extra beer that next round.

Yeah, I have had a few REAL sweaty moments.

One night, soaring from multiple X and Special K doses, was asked by my friend to go pick up some stuff from his downtown business office. It was about 1 in the AM. The friend I took with me was flying high too. I pulled into a parking lot across the street from his shop, and was just about to park the car so we could run in. Squad car comes out of nowhere........I swear it was part DeLorean. He turns on his lights and "pulls me over"....even though I was parked.

He comes to the window and asks for my registration/insurance and license. Somehow, despite the fact I was on another planet at the time, my body somehow managed to not spook the cop. I even asked if my passenger could run across and get the gear (just a bunch of electronics gear) while I waited for him to run my info.

The stuff we went to pick up was totally legit, and we had no drugs on us so I guess that must have made me relaxed enough to duck under the cops radar. But I was flying high, and convinced that I was going to jail. My pupils were the size of quarters when I looked in the rearview when we left.


I was pulled over one time and I guess my car fit a description.....lol. They yoinked me out of the car, made me stand to the side and just tore the inside of my car apart. Just getting raging mad inside, as they pull the backseat of my car. I somehow didn't have shit on me. Usually I am always packing something, even if it's a roach container.
They had another car pull up and two more cops "helped" in the search. They didn't find anything, so they said "have a nice night" and hopped in their cars. They threw the back seat in half-assed for me to put back together.

Fuck, I have had so many run ins with the cops, and I am always high, and for years it was hard drugs.....so I have had a sweaty nutsack on several occasions.

never answer the door to the cops, block unknown numbers and they'll fuck off.. worked for me at the time..
could do what my buddies do, let the dogs out and start yelling squirrel so they go nuts.. the cops fuck off pretty quick when theres 2+ killing machines wanting a piece on the other side of the door..

best thing i've done is turn myself in on a warrant BLAZED.. went in the cell passed the fuck out and was to blazed/paranoid to even say a word to the cops..

Wake up from a stony nap to getting pulled over by the O.P.P for my buddy using a radar detector. We were going like 160km/h down the highway when we noticed a cop following us very closely and that's when my other buddy in the passenger seat (I was in the back) waist banned it. When we pulled over the cop was at the door swiftly asking the driver to hand it over and my buddy just said he didn't know what he was talking about. The cop was like, "alright well get out of the car I'm searching it then" and we all just got out. I wasnt really thinking at the time and i had two joints in my coat which i left in the car.

As the cops were searchign the car I was like, "hey can I grab my coat, its real cold" (i live in ontario) and he just patted my coat down and did not open the pocket with the joints in it. My buddy with the radar detector was put in the back of the second O.P.P car to show up on the scene and he ditched it under the cruiser. We got told we could leave because they had found the charging cord and apparently that's all he needed so he wrote my buddy the ticket anyways but he was planning on fighting it on account of there being no real evidence. Well a third cop showed up behind the second by the time we had pulled out and about ten minutes down the highway we got pulled over again by the cop that found the radar detector and he threatened us all to charge us with obstruction of justice on top of the radar detector they confiscated and fined my buddy for.

Cops are dicks

This is kinda unrelated but funny, I had some other family come over (aunt, uncle, cousins) while pretty blazed. So basicly, we were having a family joint while the door rings and its the aunt,uncle,cousins. These guys are strict and don`t smoke anything. There is the classic suspicious delay in answering the door and the place stinks of weed. They sit down, my mom gets a cup of tea and conversation starts. I was having, well trying to have a conversation with my Aunt and I ended up saying something like:

"Ohh yea, I went to a SCUBA dive camp and it was quite nice.... I woke up at 6am with no water to wash my face so I dived into the sea at 5am. Later to come out at 6 and ermmm...uhhh....."

I wouldn`t forget that scene She was like uhhhh okay.... lol

I was chilling in a bar late night, prolly like 1.5 hrs after it closed. I know the bartenders real well so were chilling sipping booze while they sweep the joint up count the cash. I restock the coolers and we chill. So anyways were in there like usual I roll up 2 doobs and we blaze the one up. After about 10-15 min I fire the other one up. A cop comes cruising in the bar like is everything ok there's still cars in the parking lot. The bartenders are shitting bricks like yeah were just finishing up. The cops comes up to me while I cupping the j like that smells strong!! I'm like hell yeah I'm burnt wanna hit. Hes like ok so I hand him the doob he chiefs the fuck outta it looks down at my jagbomb and polishes it off like have a good night!!! Dude is cool as fuck we shoot darts all the time now!!

You don't have to talk to coppers, Amigos.

You are not required to answer the door.

If you find yourself in a situation where they start asking questions, this is how it should go:

You: Shouldn't I have a lawyer?

Deputy Fife: You don't need a lawyer. You are not under arrest.

You: So I am free to go?

At this point, the good Deputy either has allow you to leave, or arrest you.

And if that happens lawyer the fuck up.

And if they try to interrogate you after you invoke your right to be silent, keep your word-hole shut until your lawyer gets there.

Then tell your attorney they tried to interrogate you after you invoked.

Johnnyorganic said:

You don't have to talk to coppers, Amigos.

You are not required to answer the door.

If you find yourself in a situation where they start asking questions, this is how it should go:

You: Shouldn't I have a lawyer?

Deputy Fife: You don't need a lawyer. You are not under arrest.

You: So I am free to go?

At this point, the good Deputy either has allow you to leave, or arrest you.

And if that happens lawyer the fuck up.

And if they try to interrogate you after you invoke your right to be silent, keep your word-hole shut until your lawyer gets there.

Then tell your attorney they tried to interrogate you after you invoked.

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Thats some good advice, but I think this is more about when you have to speak to a cop. As in, you got some stuff in your pocket, pretty out of your head and have to talk to a cop for some reason and not give him a reason to search you.

Tenner said:

Thats some good advice, but I think this is more about when you have to speak to a cop. As in, you got some stuff in your pocket, pretty out of your head and have to talk to a cop for some reason and not give him a reason to search you.

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You are not required to speak to a cop under any circumstances. A cop can only search you if you give consent, or if you give him probable cause by answering his questions. NEVER DO THAT! Just one more good reason no to speak to coppers.

'Do I need a lawyer?'
'Am I free to go?'
If arrested, 'I want a lawyer' and not another word.

That's all you need to remember.

Just happened!
Freaking cops came to my door after I had been vaping all night and then smoked a big ass joint since it was friday..
I turned down the tv slowly and sat back paranoid for a while till they left.
They were looking for my sons friend a runaway and my son was at his moms lol
I texted my boy to see if he knew what was up and he told me the search was on .
ACK!!! lol now I need to smoke some more wheeeeeeee!!

Some friends and I went downtown to score some syd. We took one of their cars, and I left mine behind. We dropped, and when we got back I realized I had locked my keys in my car. Well an officer just happened to live at the house next to the one my car was at, so we went over to recruit his help. Him and one of his buddies pried the door and picked the lock, all while we're tripping face.

Now that was crazy!