collective gardener
Well-Known Member
Yeah baby. Thank you Uncle Sam! Those pesky dispensaries were just getting in the way of the real money. With them on the retreat, we can start reverting to the good ol days. Hell, in time we may get wholesale prices up over 4k again. Just like the beginning of Prohibition, we are living in a world of opportunity. We all know that the same amount of weed will be consumed regardless of the laws. Dispensaries just made it easier for The Man to keep an eye on our action, AND keep his hand in our collective cookie jars.
The estimates for California's weed markets range from $1 billion to $14 billion. Quite the spread. The reason for that spread is that Government has no fucking idea how much the weed market is worth. Now, with their help, we're sure they never will! Every dispensary closed is one less source of income and information for The Man. We should just close em all. Fuck it. Those terminal patients who now can't get their meds? Fuck them, too. That's what morphine is for. The handful of people who will stop smoking without dispensaries? Let em get drunk instead...nobody's every done anything bad on booze.
Yessir fellow businessmen. Our time is now. The black market is back. Hell, I'm dusting off my old Black Book of weed brokers and old prison pals. If we can't sell our overage to a local dispensary, I'll happily export it to South Carolina for more money. Shit, why keep the money here in California? It's not like the state has $$$ problems. And make no mistake, the money is in the dispensary sales...not growing. Fuck all that overhead for space, insurance, and all those pesky taxes and fees. Instead of spreading all that cash around, stimulating the economy, and creating jobs; we can keep it! We'll be using $100 bills for cum rags.
So thank you to all parties: The Feds, the Local Cities who bent over to be bitch fucked by The Feds, the Landlords who let the Governement decide who they rent to, and the Fed Cops who just blindly enforce whatever law The Man dictates. Thank you for just walking away from a multi billion dollar industry...leaving it in our trustworthy hands. Thank you for spending money on us rather than making money on us. The crazy part is, you did it for free. Any other business would've had to spend millions lobbying to avoid all those taxes and fees. Not to mention forsaking any future taxes and revenue. Shit, for a minute there I thought you were going to treat us like cigarettes and make a fortune off us. But instead, you let us have all the cash. God Bless America.
The estimates for California's weed markets range from $1 billion to $14 billion. Quite the spread. The reason for that spread is that Government has no fucking idea how much the weed market is worth. Now, with their help, we're sure they never will! Every dispensary closed is one less source of income and information for The Man. We should just close em all. Fuck it. Those terminal patients who now can't get their meds? Fuck them, too. That's what morphine is for. The handful of people who will stop smoking without dispensaries? Let em get drunk instead...nobody's every done anything bad on booze.
Yessir fellow businessmen. Our time is now. The black market is back. Hell, I'm dusting off my old Black Book of weed brokers and old prison pals. If we can't sell our overage to a local dispensary, I'll happily export it to South Carolina for more money. Shit, why keep the money here in California? It's not like the state has $$$ problems. And make no mistake, the money is in the dispensary sales...not growing. Fuck all that overhead for space, insurance, and all those pesky taxes and fees. Instead of spreading all that cash around, stimulating the economy, and creating jobs; we can keep it! We'll be using $100 bills for cum rags.
So thank you to all parties: The Feds, the Local Cities who bent over to be bitch fucked by The Feds, the Landlords who let the Governement decide who they rent to, and the Fed Cops who just blindly enforce whatever law The Man dictates. Thank you for just walking away from a multi billion dollar industry...leaving it in our trustworthy hands. Thank you for spending money on us rather than making money on us. The crazy part is, you did it for free. Any other business would've had to spend millions lobbying to avoid all those taxes and fees. Not to mention forsaking any future taxes and revenue. Shit, for a minute there I thought you were going to treat us like cigarettes and make a fortune off us. But instead, you let us have all the cash. God Bless America.
