That Guy who smokes your dope and say's it's OK, but had better.

woodsmaneh! · Sep 12, 2011

So I have this guy he's not a friend but his sister married my wifes brother so he's at all the family stuff. It does not matter what you smoke he's had better, and he never has anything to smoke. He a mooch, so at Christmas were at his sisters for a family do and I decide to see just what a bullshitter he is. My neice has a gerbil so I go and collect all the gerbil shit in the cage and press it into a ball put it into some tinfoil and wait. So he shows up and starts shooting his mouth off I pull out my bonk and put some hash in and suck it all up. Open the foil and put some gerbil shit in pass the bong to him and he sucks it all up holds it, big exhale that smelled like someone farted and says, not bad. I had to leave the room, LOL so hard I pissed my pants a bit. I told my wife and a couple of other friends.

Anyone ever do a crazy thing like that. :mrgreen:

auldone · Sep 12, 2011

That's classic!!!!

MrStickyScissors · Sep 12, 2011

lol thats funny. never anything like that. iv sold a pound of leaves

jamboss · Sep 12, 2011

that was awesome keep up the good work.LOL

Carne Seca · Sep 12, 2011

That's just... sick... and sooo wrong... and so fucking funny. People like that chap my ass.

kmksrh21 · Sep 12, 2011

Mostly Maui Wowie man! But it's got some gerbil in it...

Metasynth · Sep 12, 2011

Yeah, we rolled a joint with sawdust and let this one girl spark it up, she was always talking big, like she was some super stoner...When we told her to stop smokng it, it's sawdust, she was like "Yeah, whatever..." AND KEPT HITTING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

billy4479 · Sep 12, 2011

i used to take black tea put a few drops of honey roll it into a ball it would look all black and gooey i had many repeat customers ...or even worse id take all kind of herbs from my cubert mix them to gether tell they had the right color of shwag than some dill seeds and honey stop it for a few with your shoe ..when its done the would have to break it up and take out the seeds ...repeat customres with that one too i loved middle school ......

jonblaze420 · Sep 12, 2011

haha he exhaled a hit that smelled like a big fart

how did you not start laughing?

april · Sep 12, 2011

woodsmaneh! said:
So I have this guy he's not a friend but his sister married my wifes brother so he's at all the family stuff. It does not matter what you smoke he's had better, and he never has anything to smoke. He a mooch, so at Christmas were at his sisters for a family do and I decide to see just what a bullshitter he is. My neice has a gerbil so I go and collect all the gerbil shit in the cage and press it into a ball put it into some tinfoil and wait. So he shows up and starts shooting his mouth off I pull out my bonk and put some hash in and suck it all up. Open the foil and put some gerbil shit in pass the bong to him and he sucks it all up holds it, big exhale that smelled like someone farted and says, not bad. I had to leave the room, LOL so hard I pissed my pants a bit. I told my wife and a couple of other friends.

Anyone ever do a crazy thing like that.

We let a kid smoke catnip and roaches, claimed he was fucked, but i felt horrible lol

Carne Seca · Sep 12, 2011

roaches as in bugs.. or roaches as in joints?

april · Sep 12, 2011

Carne Seca said:
roaches as in bugs.. or roaches as in joints?

lol joint butts carne, we had weed but he was that kid all the guys tortured and he always came back for more ???? lol not sure why

Carne Seca · Sep 12, 2011

april said:
lol joint butts carne, we had weed but he was that kid all the guys tortured and he always came back for more ???? lol not sure why

Thank all that's holy. I was about to hurl.

Airwave · Sep 12, 2011

woodsmaneh! said:
So I have this guy he's not a friend but his sister married my wifes brother so he's at all the family stuff. It does not matter what you smoke he's had better, and he never has anything to smoke. He a mooch, so at Christmas were at his sisters for a family do and I decide to see just what a bullshitter he is. My neice has a gerbil so I go and collect all the gerbil shit in the cage and press it into a ball put it into some tinfoil and wait. So he shows up and starts shooting his mouth off I pull out my bonk and put some hash in and suck it all up. Open the foil and put some gerbil shit in pass the bong to him and he sucks it all up holds it, big exhale that smelled like someone farted and says, not bad. I had to leave the room, LOL so hard I pissed my pants a bit. I told my wife and a couple of other friends.

Anyone ever do a crazy thing like that.

You just know that some dipshit reading this is going to try smoking gerbil poo-poo.

poplars · Sep 12, 2011

ohhh man... EPIC

safe to say I have a new hero, lmfao

^NoR*CaL@420 · Sep 12, 2011

wait you can smoke gerbil poo-poo? sweet ima try! LMAO

funny thread!

xKuroiTaimax · Sep 12, 2011

april said:
We let a kid smoke catnip and roaches, claimed he was fucked, but i felt horrible lol

Catnip can have an effect on humans. And roach joints can be awesomely strong, if a little bad tasting. Don't feel bad.

Gerbil shit though 0_o But he deserved it.. Kind of X3

Urca · Sep 12, 2011

lol i never played a trick with weed, though i did give my crazy step uncle a towel that was used to clean up dog piss to wipe his face. he's a crazy ass mooch who takes my stepdad for granted, and bad mouths my real dad, and is literally psycho.

CR500ROOST · Sep 12, 2011

When i used to smoke cigarettes one of my buddys was a tight ass and never bought any of his own cigarettes,so i decided to roll some tobacco out and stuff a fire cracker in it and put the tobacco in at the tip.So when he lit it BOOM it was some funny ass shit his girl made a big ass seen.He was shocked and didnt know wtf happened.

Bwpz · Sep 12, 2011

woodsmaneh! said:
So I have this guy he's not a friend but his sister married my wifes brother so he's at all the family stuff. It does not matter what you smoke he's had better, and he never has anything to smoke. He a mooch, so at Christmas were at his sisters for a family do and I decide to see just what a bullshitter he is. My neice has a gerbil so I go and collect all the gerbil shit in the cage and press it into a ball put it into some tinfoil and wait. So he shows up and starts shooting his mouth off I pull out my bonk and put some hash in and suck it all up. Open the foil and put some gerbil shit in pass the bong to him and he sucks it all up holds it, big exhale that smelled like someone farted and says, not bad. I had to leave the room, LOL so hard I pissed my pants a bit. I told my wife and a couple of other friends.

Anyone ever do a crazy thing like that.

For a family do? Was that a typo or an actual expression?

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