The curse of witzelsucht

Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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I think we all might be some sick motherfuckers in need of full disability.

Witzelsucht (from the German witzeln, meaning to joke or wisecrack, and sucht, meaning addiction or yearning) is a set of rare neurological symptoms characterized by a tendency to make puns, or tell inappropriate jokes or pointless stories in socially inappropriate situations. A less common symptom is hypersexuality, the tendency to make sexual comments at inappropriate times or situations. Patients do not understand that their behavior is abnormal, therefore are nonresponsive to others' reactions. This disorder is most commonly seen in patients with frontal lobe damage, particularly right frontal lobe tumors or trauma.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160308-the-curse-of-the-people-who-cant-stop-making-puns

https://www.inverse.com/article/13478-why-science-suggests-demetri-martin-s-stage-persona-has-witzelsucht-brain-damage
 
neosapien

neosapien

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I smoked with my hot German teacher in high school. It was my reward for no longer disrupting her class. Unfortunately another student was there too and blabbed his mouth later on. She was let go after the semester. I hear she's a yoga teacher now. There's a pun in there somewhere but I'm too sick to think of a good one. But wanted to contribute to such an original thread.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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neosapien said:
I smoked with my hot German teacher in high school. It was my reward for no longer disrupting her class. Unfortunately another student was there too and blabbed his mouth later on. She was let go after the semester. I hear she's a yoga teacher now. There's a pun in there somewhere but I'm too sick to think of a good one. But wanted to contribute to such an original thread.
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That is why I waited for college. It was expected of them.

Ah, Gretel.
 
Growan

Growan

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I once got it together with the German teachers daughter, in France on a school exchange.
It didn't help my grades while I was nobbing her or after we broke up.

So what was the fucking point?
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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neosapien said:
I smoked with my hot German teacher in high school. It was my reward for no longer disrupting her class. Unfortunately another student was there too and blabbed his mouth later on. She was let go after the semester. I hear she's a yoga teacher now. There's a pun in there somewhere but I'm too sick to think of a good one. But wanted to contribute to such an original thread.
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She's been through some MAJOR changes since then. The addition of a penis, for example...


 
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