The Koala and the Little Lizard

csd7025

Well-Known Member
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past ,
looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"





The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."




So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.


A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks
the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in
the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where
the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you”







So the koala looks down at him and says:





"Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
 

Charfizcool

Well-Known Member
WHAT? dammit i "stumbled" across this a few days ago...I shoulda posted it and got mad rep:-( w/e +rep for actually doing it.
 
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