The ol lady will kill you!!!!

ok ok ok..... i have at least some 15yr horse, cow shit... i found in an old barn that had buildup of shit on the floor, i dug down 3 feet and got alot of the shit from the very bottom. noone has lived there for 15 years.... in the old house i found bat shit.... i got 5 gallons of horse shit from the barn,,,and 2 gallons of bat shit from the house,,, now the horse shit was so hard i had to throw it in a blender along with the bat shit, DONT DO THIS YOUR WOMAN WILL HURT YOU!!!!...
I blended it all together and mixed it with MG potting soil and perlite... i have all my transplants in this mixture, will it grow good plants ya think? besides the old lday never going to use the blender again lol,,,,me either oh the shit and MG is mixed half and half

i hope you dont live in the live anywhere near me cos the bats feed on currys and vomit not berrys`n`nuts like proper bats!, also one tried to eat my grannys wig. as for the cow and horse shit knock yourself out, im sure it will taste lovely. also your missus can make you up a lovely strawberry milkshake for your next bowl!