The Time I Punched The Bong

.....Brian's leg hit the bong, sending it flying through the air. Time slowed. I looked at Brian as he noticed his mistake and began to fall backward. I looked at Nick as his mouth widened, arms reached out and yelled, "No MY BONG!". Pat was not paying attention or caring. Then I looked at the bong. It flew in my direction, coming to the left side of my head. For reasons beyond me, in the heat of this split second moment, i began to stand, extend my fist, excrete a DBZ like yell, and in the most epic moment punched the bong in mid air causing it to explode! Becoming forever, "The time Kenny Punched The Bong!". or as Pat said, "oh yeah the time kenny was being a fag, you know, punchin bongs". We later agreed that the bong was damaged anyway when Brian kicked it, rendering it broken regardless should i have attempted to catch it like a sensible human.

You did not punch the bong. Dude, what were you thinking?

da fuck? that must of been funny as hell

must do a reenactment for youtube

pretty funny.

Haha

kaioken!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahhaha that mustve been intense, i can totally see time slowing down and the bong flying through the air like in cartoons and whatnot

HAHA!! I'm not even high and that was one of the funniest stories i've heard!

God damn stone kids!

thats funny as shit..one time i was at my friends and his bong was on the ping pong table kinda by the edge and he called his brother for his water bottle he was drinkin and threw it to him..it happend to be the worst throw ever and the water bottle slid across the ping pong table and hit the bong right off of the table like 2-3 feet off the ground and the bong landed perfectly upright and no damage was done to it...that was a crazy and funny and lucky moment haha

epic failure =x
lol i guess it happens

ahahahaha i am laughing forever

Fuckin tripper... hahaha

hahaha!! thats funny man, but i feel for you and your bong man, i know how it is to lose a piece but thanks for sharing!