The true story of Super Roach...

once there was normal average every day roach... with an ordinary life... then the roach died.. but.. we all know roaches dont really die.. so he was reborn.. this time into super roach.. a combination of several dead roaches re-birthed into one ultra super roach..



He knew he was more powerful then any other roach that ever lived.. so he donned a cape..




he became streamlined...



but then the GIOUA found him and lit his ass on fire..



The roach put up a good fight in the end.. and left some lasting effects on GIOUA..




(story and pics may or may not be real)


....to be continued???

Think he's related to super spliff?

fwiw.. it was not as bad tasting as expected...

There is an infestation...





WE MUST REBUILD HER...

( for best effect press play to continue)

[video=youtube;JdM64zekOAk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdM64zekOAk[/video]




We have the tools and technology she must be rebuilt..



operation in progress...



inserting into the rebirthing chamber..



(moment to honor the fallen ones)



another moment to honor the fallen ones.. (notice how stream line the design of the cape.. diverts smoke away from eyes.. (patent pending)





how I feel after 1 super roach... and and another rebuilt super roach..


hope your day is going as well as mine......





eta.. I looked for my hemostats.. but I just could not find them anywhere.. then thought the "tools would be more comical?"

real scalpel .. got some free from my last surgeries


eta... To be continued.... ?????????

hahahaha dude that a lot of fuckin roaches!

super funny tho.

well done

Haha very good.
Looks like you have a personal army of super roaches.

Hell yea, i've always wanted to roll a second generation joint.

bizarrojohnson said:

Hell yea, i've always wanted to roll a second generation joint.

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If I could move i'd roll a 3rd.. 2 supers in about an hour.. I may just stare at RIU and keeping hitting refresh...

Nothing like the roach bomb, the resinator, the end of the begining, the good ole stinky stick.....Super Roach!

I think I found a batch of super roach eggs.. a few days ago..



so to kill them I buried them alive..



are these hatchlings???

One question G...how did you get those things {seeds} to mature so quick, they look like they're flowering already or is it just me

MojoRison said:

One question G...how did you get those things {seeds} to mature so quick, they look like they're flowering already or is it just me

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(these are the bastard clones I let sit in water for 3 weeks.. then moved to dirt.. I posted one pic for ya a few days ago on how bad it was.. almost all made it.. and I ended up taking 6 more clones from the house blend one cuz she was soooo frosty)

Cool...for sec there I was thinking, that dude has some wicked mojo going on with those plants.

gioua said:

If I could move i'd roll a 3rd.. 2 supers in about an hour.. I may just stare at RIU and keeping hitting refresh...

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Thats what I do SOBER...lol...When I get REALLY ripped, I just stare at RIU and THINK I hit refresh, and wonder why no one is posting.

sad thing is I buried a bunch and they are popping up every where..





I even found a few larger ones... this one has some sort of toxin on it..




I cut some parts of it and to teach it a lesson I burried it just up to it's legs or so that it could not move then poured water on it.. like they did to the witch in the wizard of oz.. it did kill 2 but looks like the other 6 are not gonna die...



looks like the only way to kill them is to roast them over fire... I did do some reading and heard that you have to inhale their souls to make them really die




to be continued..

Great News.. Since I posted this at 8am-ish till now I have been talking to a guy who sent me his resume and pic.. he says he can remove all the eggs, hatch-lings and the infestation at no charge to me. says he knows a way to bill the tax payers..

LOL nice g! At first I saw the thread and was like wtf and now I can say I'm glad I did lol.

Someone must be stoned

gioua said:

Great News.. Since I posted this at 8am-ish till now I have been talking to a guy who sent me his resume and pic.. he says he can remove all the eggs, hatch-lings and the infestation at no charge to me. says he knows a way to bill the tax payers..

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ROFLMAO!! Too funny! You'll talk to just anyone won't you!

If everyone were like that the world would be a better place.

Hey G if you need help eradicating those super roaches, I am a trained professional...
I am an exterminator of the "highest" quality
SH420