Things you been pulled over for

driving without headlights on.

It was my dad's car, which I thought had auto headlights (it does, but they weren't in "auto" mode) and since the gauges were lit up I assumed the lights were on. (I have good night vision and the headlights on my car suck a fat one)

Drunk and high and got out of the whole thing.

allll rightttttttt
 
for no reason. my and 3 friends were driving to white castle at 3 am from PA and the cop kept pulling up next to us, looking at us, dropping back, coming back up, it was like super troopers. then he saw a roach(idiot friend forgot to put it somewhere) and he searched the car. found weed, a bowl, and vodka, we were underage and we all somehow got out of it!!!
 
lol driving the wrong way on a one way road at 3 somethin in the morning. gold bars and jack daniels, I still dont know why I was driving. Wrecked the car, got pulled over twice in 30 minutes and got away with both of the cops!
 
For driving 20mph through a park, to cross the street to my house. The bitch pulled me over in front of my house with a chick in a passenger and weed in the car... she's all "you live here?"... "well yeah?"... she's all "slow down through the park"... Lol I'm like wtf... I saw you see me and I was doing 20... through a one way that goes through a park... FUCK YOU!... said "yeah sure thing" went inside and... had a great night.

I swear I'm blessed, I've never been pulled over during the times I could of been FUCKED. Plenty of times I've done 150mph+ and never been popped... HELL I even got the SPOT LIGHT on me from a helicopter... I was doing 130mph at 2am on the 405 driving back from woodland hills and I get a spot light... I slow down, it turns off, I get home without being pulled over... WTF! But no, I get pulled over for 20mph... 82mph on freeway.... and 50 on a 40... God damn you law enforcement... I fucking hate to love you.
 
wilco run rampid with cops, you get pulled over for anything from going one over the speed limit, to not using your blinker to make a U-turn in a subway parking lot... it's quite rediculous, and they are the kind of cop that will search and take you to jail most of the time... rude too..:finger:
 
for 'peeling out and dragging' at a light....in a ford tempo. lol i'll spare you the details
but the cunt gave me a reckless driving ticket and i got out of it. best part: i had a 1/4 ounce
in my pocket and they never searched.
 
Taglight being out. Luckily, I was dressed for work and had my son in the car, so the cop cut me a break.
 
we had a HUGE power outage up here in the northeast this past winter. I went to work after just moving into my first place and I had no electricity and was totally bummed especially since I didnt have any weed. Driving home I am totally not looking forward to going home to do absolutly nothing. I drive a guy home I work with (during a snow storm) and he invites me up to his place since he has a generator. We have a couple beers and smoke some hookahs, and I build up some courage to ask him for a small bud for my girlfriend and I later on. He says ya sure and I am like sweet, then my girlfriend calls me and is all happy and whatnot and says shes cooking dinner and I am like wtf? we have power and she says yes, but the rest of the city has no power lol. I am HAPPY PS3, beer, weed here I come.


Now comes the shitty. So I live like 5 mins away from this guy but have to get on the turnpike for like 2 miles to get there. Since there is a HUGE power outage no street lights are working. So I am driving along and have to make a left hand turn to get on the ramp, and there is usually a light set there but I am just driving totally thinking about what I was going to do at my new place, no parents, for the first time ever ALONE. So I am making my left hand turn as I notice a bright as pair of headlights oncoming, I am like FUCK I just cut this guy off hardcore, I continue on as I don't think stopping in the middle of the intersection will help. I then notice it's a cruiser, and I am like NO I just just drank like 4 beers and smoked and have no gum or anything what so ever. I am by the way feeling a very good buzz. Cop comes to my window, with no flashlight and takes my license and registration, very politely and goes back to his car. no more then 2 minutes later comes back and gives me a verbal warning and lets me go, never even asked where i was coming from or where i was going. He did ask if I knew why he pulled me over and I answered yes, I should have yielded to you back there.
 
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