Tip for anyone learning the guitar ...

- Never call your guitar an axe!!!!!!!

y's that is your missus blonde lmfao.

I don't make the rules man.. Thats just the way it is. Real musicians never refer to their guitar as an axe.

bullshit.

im pretty sure it was picked up from someone famous and umm i know plenty of kickass musicians that refer to their guitar as an axe. i maself just say ima play some git-git most of the time so mleh. shit happens assholes cause it. wsa this learnt from the geeks guide to guitar perhaps??

but hey ya learn something new every day. i still think the bloke that made that one had a blonde missus

The axe thing comes from the shredding metal style where they forget about the song and focus on how many tricks they can pull out of their bag by the end of a measure.

damn your asshole can play system thats sweet lol. must have some pretty good personal beats up your ass too lmfao.

btw i was just being a smartass in that phrase lol. i was more reffering to the fact that just cos you call it an axe dont mean shit. like i said before i dont call my guitar an axe i call it a guitar or a gitgit if im feeling like a cunny funt so according to your law of equlibrium i must be destined for sucess. so cofucious says that would mean these current words your speaking dont mean shit and your whole post is a contradiction and destined to fail.

i dont know but ill just go on the ussumption that i have more skills than you and leave it at that. and even if i cant i betcha some of my what did you call them metal heads that refer to there guitar as an axe and will never amount to shit DEFINATELY could lmfao. i betch theyre music library is more diverse and complex than youd attempt too.

anyhoo can we get this back on topic now. FFs i seen nobody relied so i thought fuck it ill reply first. its called differance of oppinion and well sorry to say bu your going to have to get the fuck used to it lol. nah im an ass sorry about that. your cool i see where your comming from and if you follow the general stereotype i guess that youd be correct but thats not the case today take my friends for example some of them reffer to there guitars as axes and tey are more talented than half these fuckers you see on TV or getting record deals these days they just play for the love of the music.. which they play in a vast array of genres.

peace out
j88

Metal is simply shit to listen to.. Any more than a couple minutes of power chords and shredding and shit starts to get played out real quick. Yeah, its fun to play obnoxious riffs once and a while but it takes very little skill or style.

Jester88 said:

tey are more talented than half these fuckers you see on TV or getting record deals these days

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This I will agree with but thats really not saying much considering how horrible most of these mainstream acts with record deals and radio play are..

Not all metal is like that. I listen to amny different style and i can tell you right now that metal has the capacity to be sound just as good and be just as interesting as many other styles. typical metal eg, metallica, pantera etc is pretty boring. but but more adventurous bands with metal elements such as deftones and tool proof to be a very satisifying experiance. well in my opinion anyway

hehe agreed

and as fr metal i like me some good metal every now and then, and classical or blues. i actually like alternative punk rock os there the most fun to play and as you said simple. a drum beat can be out to them by almost anyone with some skills on the spot and yeah there easy to work with. plus i like em

but ehy each to there own i spose

Right on man. Some older punk is cool, like Fugazi or Hotwatermusic but I cant stand that whiney pop punk / emo shit.

FenderPrecision said:

Not all metal is like that. I listen to amny different style and i can tell you right now that metal has the capacity to be sound just as good and be just as interesting as many other styles. typical metal eg, metallica, pantera etc is pretty boring. but but more adventurous bands with metal elements such as deftones and tool proof to be a very satisifying experiance. well in my opinion anyway

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True, most of its boring as shit some of it has its place. Have you heard Umphreys Mcgee? They are a good example of a band that shreds without fucking up their music.

Cloud City said:

You sound about as musically inclined as my asshole.

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your asshole knows and plays more about music than you and where is the guitar teaching and whats this thread about arguing .

or is one of your fight threads.
you sure know how to make enemies but if thats what you want then keep on going and the whole community will see what an idiot you really are.
(loser).

LUDACRIS said:

your asshole knows and plays more about music than you and where is the guitar teaching and whats this thread about arguing .

or is one of your fight threads.
you sure know how to make enemies but if thats what you want then keep on going and the whole community will see what an idiot you really are.
(loser).

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Your what hurts?

Cloud City said:

Metal is simply shit to listen to.. Any more than a couple minutes of power chords and shredding and shit starts to get played out real quick. Yeah, its fun to play obnoxious riffs once and a while but it takes very little skill or style.

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Do you talk out of your ass all the time, or just on this post?

Little skill? Heh.
Tell that to EVH, Paul Gilbert, Dime, Lynch, Malmsteen, etc. etc.

You even play? If so can you enlighten us oh dear God of the six string.

I hope you have your shit nailed down tight musically to talk the way you do. I met alot of jackasses like you in Music School (Musicians Institute), most of them couldnt play worth a shit, Can you?

ink the world said:

Tell that to EVH, Paul Gilbert, Dime, Lynch, Malmsteen, etc. etc.

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ALL shitty half ass guitar players with no style.

Heres a tip for someone trying to give tips about guitar playing; Don't be a fucking asshole. I play all kinds of music on my guitar, not just metal; I particularly like to play up beat blues shuffles and some jazz. I still call my guitars axes but my preferred name is guitfiddle. FYI the term ax was around before the shredding you are referring to. Anyone who has the desire to play, has the right to name their instrument as they please. So get off your high horse of musical superiority, you sound like an ignorant fool making comments like that.
I must say that you are wrong about metals musical tendencies, especially with todays artists. They are throwing all kinds of styles into the mix; blues, classical, jazz, and experimental sounds. You probably don't even hold water next to some of these guys, listen to Trivium, or Dragon Force, and tell me they just play power chords.

Heres a real tip for anyone wanting to learn guitar; practice every day, and learn some warm up techniques, do these warm ups for 15 minutes every day before playing.

Dimebag Darrel??? Are you fuckin kidding?! What a joke.

Twiz420 said:

I still call my guitars axes but my preferred name is guitfiddle.

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So you've memorized the video lessons and know it all already. Good for you. Now in case you didn't notice, this thread is for those LEARNING the guitar.

Cloud City said:

Dimebag Darrel??? Are you fuckin kidding?! What a joke.

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Im willing to bet one of Strats you are the joke, you talk outta your ass.Put your $ here your mouth is :
My former instructor from school in this clip.
Play this, its easy; you said so:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES1RypBww_g&feature=channel

And you said he sucks, so lets hear you pull off this lead too wiseass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwA4mXJKsk


And no im not kidding, lets hear your shit or STFU. Your talk the talk, can you walk it too?