Vomit Filled Nostrils....

Have you ever puked with such force that vomit shoots out of your nose
and a few 'meatier chunks' lodge within your nasal cavities?

I have.
I had to block my left side nostril, with my finger, and pressurise the offending object (which was about the size of a garden pea) out of my right nostril, by sharply exhaling.
Then I changed sides to blow out the foreign body in my lift snot shoot.

If it ever happens again I would like to hold one nostril shut and provoke a sneeze -
isolated to just the remaining nostril the force of the sneeze would expel the blockage with extreme prejudice.

Nostril Vomit Sneezing would make an interesting sport in the Very Special Olympics or the Quadriplegic Eskimo Games.
Points could be awarded for:
Speed of exit
Accuracy of aim
General Artistry and
Amount of accompanying mucus. (the snot count).

Lay off that government booze brotha!

good band name

Happened to me one time when i was eating pussy. I coverd one nostril stuck my nose in her vagina and gave her a fat puke pie!!it does suck when meat gets stuck in your nose tho im not a big fan of salt !

Last night I puked allover my dog. She looked pissed.

Yes, just the other night....I think I ate something wrong..

Last night your moms threw up when I farted in her pussy!

hmmm, my cream of vegetable soup doesn't look all that attractive now, thanks!

NorthofEngland said:

(which was about the size of a garden pea)

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is that because it was a garden pea?
and yes I am familiar with this phenomena, as a former Buckfast drinker it's an expected event and given the right company can reach competitive levels

Pinworm said:

Last night I puked allover my dog. She looked pissed.

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Have you ever been puked on by the dog and the dog look up to see a happy face?

Fluff Up said:

Have you ever been puked on by the dog and the dog look up to see a happy face?

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Good question. I don't think I've ever seen my dog puke, actually.

Haven't been really sick in a while. I do enjoy a good hurling, guess u puked a little from a bho hit not too long ago.

This thread is like vomit: Brought up again

It's even better when you can identify what food it is. My buddy threw up about a 1/3 of a hotdog through his nose. He didn't chew very much.

I regurgitate so hard that it forces turds backwards through out my system and out my mouth, regularly. It's a new form bulimia..

Start with an enema bucket and hang up-side down, the rest is physics

ah, NOE. dead or alive today?