Kindbud, I definitely got the same vibe from gabriel420.
We'd shit ourselves if we saw the shrooms you could get? I think I'd only shit myself looking at shrooms if it was over a 1/2lb of something a little more potey than cubensis... and I doubt you can get anything other than cubensis.
Not to mention that the way you talk it sounds like you have no knowledge of shrooms. You probably even classify your awesome shrooms by how large they are... when in fact, the smaller they are the more potency they have.
For instance, I'd rather eat 2g of aborts, than 3.5gs of regular sized shrooms.
But anyways, about mushrooms...
Since it's your first trip, just prepare yourself. Make sure the setting and people you're with are good people. Since it's your first trip, find a park, or just do it at home. Get yourself an eighth of some good cubensis.
Now, let me ask, do you want this to be an awesome visual trip? Or would you rather it be a meditative trip? If the former, try it out during the day. Eat the mushrooms using the lemon method (IE: grind up mushrooms and place in lemon juice, let it dissolve for a bit, than drink it all, follow it up with something because the lemon juice will probably burn a little) If you want a meditative trip, do the same except at night.
Honestly, you can eat them however you please, but that will be the simplest way for a new guy.
Don't eat anything for 3-4hrs prior to eating the mushrooms unless it's a citric fruit really. Also, don't eat while you are tripping because that can kill your trip.
Just keep in mind, that whatever happens, whatever you see, etc, will eventually go away regardless of how it seems.
If you start having a bad trip, leave where you are or change something, that will more than likely make it go back to a good trip.
Don't go around people, that can start a bad trip.
And don't drive your first time... I typically drive all the time while I'm tripping... it was VERY difficult today, but I managed. It never gets dangerous difficult, but at times it is mentally straining and it really takes away from your trip to drive. Only reason I will drive, is because I don't want to stay out in the hot ass weather all day in the park... and I love tripping in the park, but I need somewhere that has AC, or at least some way home to sit in some AC.