what strain has what effects?

I im pretty baked right now and im wondering, if we could put together a list of as many strains as possible and what everyone feel about the high they get on them. so if people are wanting to get a new strain they could look this thread up to pick and choose without having to start a whole nother thread.
i have never smoked a know strain of weed and im looking to grow some crazy shit but i have no idea what kind of strain im really looking for? thanks

bad idea?????

wait let me think.. too late.. we are in the future now 3 years ahead.. sorry man.. i hope your still alive

sick bump lion. I actually like the idea of this thread.