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What The Fuck Do I Do Now?

the.fatman.cometh

the.fatman.cometh

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Tell me this isn't some bullshit,
I got enough bud for 3 more joints, but I have no papers, I have a bong, but no lighters, no matches no way to the store, none of the amigos are at home or I can't fuckin' reach 'em,
the wifey is sleeping, what the fuck do I do now? Ideas anyone? This is rediculous, it isn't karma, I..dammit:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
 
the.fatman.cometh

the.fatman.cometh

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No bible, the wife isnt riding her menstrual cycle right now, so no tampons, it's a good thing she isn't riding it right now cause she always runs my ass over!
 
midgradeindasouth

midgradeindasouth

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Or you could get a straw and suck the smoke off of a bud that is sitting on the stove.

I would say knife hits.
Have never used them though.
 
Pizip

Pizip

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ooo i think I have an idea.

If you have an inscent you can light
it by stove and there you go or if
you dont have any find a stick that
you can light on fire and use
it that way. And if you have a bible
laying around and i don't recommend you
do this if you have a guilty concsious, you could use
the bible papers as rolling paper.
 
Biznizz Hippee

Biznizz Hippee

Active Member
its not bad if you use the parts of the bible that have the index or publishers on it right ?
i would say stock up next time but i dont use papers its cigerellos for me :)
 
IPokeSmot

IPokeSmot

Well-Known Member
alright.
get atoilet paper tube
a hole punch
something to use as a bowl (foil will work also)

punch hole in tube, make u a lil bowl, stick it in there. put on hand over one end, and suck the smoke thru the other.

for your lighter.... stick a piece of paper to the stove till it catches on fire, then light a candle with it. theres your lighter.
 
IPokeSmot

IPokeSmot

Well-Known Member
or you could just make yourself a little tiny magic brownie.
find the Betty crocker cookbook, and cut the recipe into like......1/8ths. lol

a litty itty bitty brownie.
yumm
 
AzGrOw-N-sMoKe

AzGrOw-N-sMoKe

New Member
well if you have a pencil an a microwave..you draw a little dot on a piece of paper then stick it in the micro till it's on fire...last resort though...
 
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ThatPirateGuy

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I'm Pretty sure he means his friends Maco. A lot of English speakers, especially in America closer to the Mexican border, use Spanish words as slang.
 
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