What to do, help my fellow tokers

Tell your mom you need the $1100 back cuz one of your tricks needs an abortion.

Just kidding. Just cut the bitch and take that shit. Ride or die!
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I have a 4.0 gpa and am taking 3 honors and an AP course. Academics have nothing to do with this :)
Just had a kid last week, his momma shipped him off to one of those forced rehabs for like 3 months hard time locked up rehab. For smoking weed no less. If you don't get serious and get your shot together I can see that happening to you to. You don't wanna know what goes on in them places. Oh, and the funny farm folks stay in the same lock up areas. Oh, I gotta 4.0 too. Cause I don't really smoke weed. I'm just a poser that likes to hang out with bad asses.
 
ight well shit my mom didn't care for a sincere apology, she don't trust me and hates how i have a laid back attitude to being caught, she was a druggy as a kid so "fears for my safety" so whatever, bit nuts too if u ask me, imma just keep doing my schoolwork and guess now hanging out and parties will involve sneaking out

this summer is gon suck

peace
 
parents are divorced, dads a controlling nut, don't see him anymore and he doesnt know

Well then be like "listen here bitch, I'm the man of the house and if you want to keep eating my food and spending my money then you better take it down a notch or two".

Just kidding. You should tell your mom that you see how upset she is and that you'll never put her in another situation like that again. Then go off to college and fuck bitches and smoke weed all you want while not under her roof.
 
Well then be like "listen here bitch, I'm the man of the house and if you want to keep eating my food and spending my money then you better take it down a notch or two".

Just kidding. You should tell your mom that you see how upset she is and that you'll never put her in another situation like that again. Then go off to college and fuck bitches and smoke weed all you want while not under her roof.
Umm hmm.

Step 1. Find out if mom is single.

Step 2. Get rid of the kid.

Yeppers. Your doing it right.

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Well then be like "listen here bitch, I'm the man of the house and if you want to keep eating my food and spending my money then you better take it down a notch or two".

Just kidding. You should tell your mom that you see how upset she is and that you'll never put her in another situation like that again. Then go off to college and fuck bitches and smoke weed all you want while not under her roof.
This is probably the best answer you'll get (or deserve)
Or you could...
Tell your mom to keep the cash and fly a few RIU members out for a tag team session.
Once @ChingOwn distracts her with some dirty dancing and thrusting, you will have atleast 2-3 hours free time to smoke.
If she's a larger lady (eating gilbert grape style) we may need to call in reinforcements.
 
I have a 4.0 gpa and am taking 3 honors and an AP course. Academics have nothing to do with this :)

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ight well shit my mom didn't care for a sincere apology, she don't trust me and hates how i have a laid back attitude to being caught, she was a druggy as a kid so "fears for my safety" so whatever, bit nuts too if u ask me, imma just keep doing my schoolwork and guess now hanging out and parties will involve sneaking out

this summer is gon suck

4.0 huh?
 
I got nothin. Growyourown pretty much covered what i was thinkin. Good luck..time flies, dont waste it
 
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