Unclebaldrick
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Ok, let's say they win, end democracy in America and install the Jesus-lovin' dictator we all know they want. What would that be like?
What Would an Evangelical Christian Country Be Like
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hanimmal
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captainmorgan
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Basically, Russia, the church there works hand in hand with the criminal government.
go go kid
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Doo you believe for one second that God created a wonderful place like the planet earth and then fill it with half the population hell bent on destroying it
No. I don't believe in God. I believe were the alien's that came down here on the meteor that was the bib bang. We are the aliens
No. I don't believe in God. I believe were the alien's that came down here on the meteor that was the bib bang. We are the aliens
Herb & Suds
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Any town in Alabama
Unclebaldrick
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Russians grew up with totally corrupt government and developed the cynicism to weather it. I don't disagree but I would see it more like the USSR of the 1920s and 30s. Total excess. Executions galore, purity tests, show trials, absolute scoundrels in power with no check on their moral and financial crimes. We all know how good these people are in choosing their leaders based on their track record.
captainmorgan
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Idiocracy?
Unclebaldrick
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We should be so lucky. Blue Island or Wheaton aren't exactly hellholes. Boring as fuck maybe. I firmly believe that if these godless fucktards took over we would get one of the meanest, most corrupt, most repressive and violent governments ever.
captainmorgan
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Sounds like you're underestimating how bad it will be.
Unclebaldrick
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Well we will be freed of the burden of voting. So there's that.
topcat
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That would finally give me the courage to move to Belize.
CunningCanuk
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It wouldn’t be a comfortable place for women, critical thinkers or scientists. Kinda like a CPAC convention today.
Unclebaldrick
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Not unless the women do the right thing and shut up and be pregnant or are willing to fuck fat old clergy, are ok with scat play and get abortions. There's room for those two types.
Dorian2
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That's a childish viewpoint.....
** And no offense man, it was open for the taking...
Unclebaldrick
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Schools would have to be purged of non-Christians, of course. The theory of evolution will be banned. Jesus' words would have to be perverted. Good, Christian prayer would be mandatory.
Unclebaldrick
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The Armed Forces will also be purged of anyone who will not take an oath to god. No homosexuals or women will be allowed officially. It will be like it was back when America was great. Gay sex will be done quietly and discreetly so god can't see it. After Joe sucks your dick, you can go out on liberty and beat up some homos just to show everybody how much you hate them.
Herb & Suds
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So is blind faith