whats 18", purple, and makes the ladies scream?
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Growman3001
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ok 18" is the baby or the crib?
Growman3001
Active Member
ok I get it... So the dead baby is 18' tall... Was that measurement taken before or after death?
prob b4, seeing as if its dead it might dry out or shrink
hahahahahahaha classic dead baby joke reaction
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
What's the best part about banging twenty three year olds?
...There's twenty of'em!! cn
...There's twenty of'em!! cn
dvs1038
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Ok I got 1 here joining in the dead baby jokes. A husband is in the waiting room while his wife is giving birth the doctor come in with this very excited look on his face and the baby in his arms and starts screaming at the husband he says "Sir, Sir, U won't believe it, its the most amazing thing I've ever seen". The husband looks up excited and asks whats goin on. The doctor replies, watch this you won't believe it when u see it your baby can fly its incredible and as he says that he goes to the window and says see and throws the baby out the window. Well instead of flying the baby plummets to the ground and the husband looks on in horror and rushes to grab the doctor, and suddenly the doctors cries out, Just Kidding it was still born.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Here's one that's awful in all the right ways. What does nursing-home pussy taste like? ...Depends. cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
That looks like the logo for abortion-by-fisting. cn
WeeGogs
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whats the difference between a chicken and a hooker?
the chicken screams " cocka doodle doo "
the hooker screams " any cockle doo "
Jimmyjonestoo
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What's red and chunky and spins round and round?
A baby in a blender.
A baby in a blender.