Whats your best pick-up line? post here!

abalonehx · Nov 14, 2016

" I like trees, want my wood?"

Bob Zmuda · Nov 14, 2016

congo5150 said:
so erect and a hard wood... what? im talking about a tree

You're a fucking idiot.

congo5150 · Nov 14, 2016

Bob Zmuda said:
You're a fucking idiot.

shut the front door mother sucker jive turkey thanksgiving dinner ass little bitch

srh88 · Nov 14, 2016

congo5150 said:
shut the front door mother sucker jive turkey thanksgiving dinner ass little bitch

abalonehx · Nov 14, 2016

I only met one true nympho in my life. There really arent enough of them. Very rare.

abalonehx · Nov 14, 2016

...like a 1964 Fender Deluxe Reverb with original speakers in mint condition.

congo5150 · Nov 14, 2016

abalonehx said:
I only met one true nympho in my life. There really arent enough of them. Very rare.

implying that youve had the pleasure to fuck a nympho which is like a subliminal, stealth, CIA, james bond type of line.

these mythical creatures called "nymphos" exist in this dimension though rite?

Hookabelly · Nov 14, 2016

congo5150 said:
implying that youve had the pleasure to fuck a nympho which is like a subliminal, stealth, CIA, james bond type of line.

these mythical creatures called "nymphos" exist in this dimension though rite?

Look mainydanksta, you're really bad at this. subliminal? LOL look up the meaning

lokie · Nov 14, 2016

Hookabelly · Nov 14, 2016

srh88 said:

@srh88 why does this kid look familiar? who is it?

Bob Zmuda · Nov 14, 2016

congo5150 said:
implying that youve had the pleasure to fuck a nympho which is like a subliminal, stealth, CIA, james bond type of line.

these mythical creatures called "nymphos" exist in this dimension though rite?

srh88 · Nov 14, 2016

Hookabelly said:
@srh88 why does this kid look familiar? who is it?

lol no idea

congo5150 · Nov 14, 2016

Bob Zmuda said:
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bill muthafuckin nye. that guy is a G

Hookabelly · Nov 14, 2016

srh88 said:
lol no idea

My first thought was Evil Kenevil but then he's too young.

Bob Zmuda · Nov 14, 2016

Hookabelly said:
@srh88 why does this kid look familiar? who is it?

Kid looks like he's seen some shit in his 8 years of life.

Hookabelly · Nov 14, 2016

srh88 · Nov 14, 2016

Bob Zmuda said:
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Hookabelly · Nov 14, 2016

wait, more like:

@congo5150

Hookabelly · Nov 14, 2016

abalonehx said:
I only met one true nympho in my life. There really arent enough of them. Very rare.

is this a pick up line or like some sort of bragging rite?

ThaiBaby1 · Nov 14, 2016

abalonehx said:
I only met one true nympho in my life. There really arent enough of them. Very rare.

you don't get out enough! lol

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