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srh88 · Nov 14, 2016

Hookabelly said:
wait, more like:

@congo5150

abalonehx · Nov 14, 2016

Bill Nye is on point. Rational, scientific muthafucker.
Fuck the Ark Encounter. I hope lightening hits it.
But I dont think he ever gangbanged a nympho. Or smoked some of our sshhh...

abalonehx · Nov 14, 2016

Hookabelly said:
is this a pick up line or like some sort of bragging rite?

Ooo...baby

abalonehx · Nov 14, 2016

ThaiBaby1 said:
you don't get out enough! lol

this is true... I dont have much motivation for some reason...

Pete Townshend · Nov 14, 2016

Hookabelly · Nov 14, 2016

abalonehx said:
I only met one true nympho in my life. There really arent enough of them. Very rare.

don't confuse nymphos with Symbolophobes

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/e8b03421fb041581e5754f5dbca3997a9dd58a1cf140e081a11677f3fb113b87_1.gif

Singlemalt · Nov 14, 2016

abalonehx said:
Bill Nye is on point. Rational, scientific muthafucker.
Fuck the Ark Encounter. I hope lightening hits it.
But I dont think he ever gangbanged a nympho. Or smoked some of our sshhh...

Veering off topic: What? Haven't heard of this, where, what ark; I need data please

abalonehx · Nov 14, 2016

dumb

Singlemalt · Nov 14, 2016

abalonehx · Nov 14, 2016

Trump voters...durrr

Singlemalt · Nov 14, 2016

Whoa, I missed this tidbit lol. First impression: it's definitely not sea worthy

cannabineer · Nov 14, 2016

Indacouch said:
Picturing a donut rolling to a stop that was tossed from above into his room/basement

If it rolled to a stop, that means that our quarter-ton sock is either asleep or dead. I envision the "cow in the raptor pit" kind of brief, disturbing flurry of sound and peripherally-surmised motion.

cannabineer · Nov 14, 2016

Singlemalt said:
Whoa, I missed this tidbit lol. First impression: it's definitely not sea worthy

The real tragedy is that the asteroidal Tsunami will go as far as Evansville ... but Williamstown will be dry.

lokie · Nov 14, 2016

This line has worked for me for years.

WeedFreak78 · Nov 15, 2016

$150?... no? $175?...

congo5150 · Nov 15, 2016

you know what NASA saw come out of a black hole in the milky way galaxy? a big piece of turd. it was hot and steamy like the hot and steamy anal sex were gonna have. of course. i toss it.

am i rite? or am i rite? trane ya brane for cool jokes and not piss people off and get your eyes poked

http://reflectionofmind.org/nasa-just-saw-something-come-black-hole-first-time-ever/

Bubblin · Nov 15, 2016

Hey there,
So I just travelled back in time to tell you that in 50 years we're still together.

Hookabelly · Nov 15, 2016

Bubblin said:
Hey there,
So I just travelled back in time to tell you that in 50 years we're still together.

Don't you mean forward in time?

Bubblin · Nov 15, 2016

Hookabelly said:
Don't you mean forward in time?

no

Hookabelly · Nov 15, 2016

Bubblin said:
no

I must be standing on my head at the party then...

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