where does all the shit go
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nomoresnow
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Right here it would seem.
tyler.durden
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Let's let Mr. Hankey explain it to us through song...
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why
Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
It fuses with their bodies, and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
which is sucked into the sea
and its eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes me
We got bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to the life and become poo for the land!
Its the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
Which crawls up to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.
Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And thats how the cycle happens each and everyday
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
Its all here because of poo and now ill tell you why
Grass is eaten by the cattle
Which is eaten by women and men
It fuses with their bodies, and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer
which is sucked into the sea
and its eaten by the plankton which becomes the fishes me
We got bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So that it can spring to the life and become poo for the land!
Its the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
Which crawls up to the earth, and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make poo for the humans, and start all over again.
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Dr.Pecker
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You picked a shitty video.
chuck estevez
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DUH,
DOWN THE SHOWER DRAIN!!!!!
DOWN THE SHOWER DRAIN!!!!!
tyler.durden
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Defecately. I like to think of it viddy shiteo...
ZaraBeth420
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It's a slow Saturday when the shit talk is about actual shit.
But, when in Rome...
OK, let's spruce this shit talk up a bit and add a nice Christmas twist. Try this:
Santa went into the sheep pen,
But reappeared real quick,
With his pants around his ankles,
And shit all on his dick.
But, when in Rome...
OK, let's spruce this shit talk up a bit and add a nice Christmas twist. Try this:
Santa went into the sheep pen,
But reappeared real quick,
With his pants around his ankles,
And shit all on his dick.
ChingOwn
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When I had relations with a girl in Mexico my dick started to hurt not just when I peed but all the time, so I went to the doctor thinking I had the clap or some shit and the fucker starts laughing at me when he finds out what I got ...turns out I had a jalapeno seed stuck in my pee hole....thats what happens with butt secks in meh he co
Downtowntillman
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Lmfao.. Now that's some shit you can't make up!!
Unclebaldrick
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Halifax H2X
bu$hleaguer
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When I was having an affair with my now gf about 5 years ago which led to my ultimate divorce and togetherness with now gf, I would fuck her in the employee showers/bathrooms of the whole foods market global offices.
One day I just pushed her up on the counter and bent her over and told her I was going to fuck her in the ass. She said ok so I stuffed that meatring and straight up obliterated it. She shit all over my meat and even after rinsing my cock off in the sink the other chefs in the kitchen could smell it and they all started laughing because they figured I had diarrhea. Laugh was on them though, it was poop from asshole sex that caused it, not diarrhea. Idiots.
One day I just pushed her up on the counter and bent her over and told her I was going to fuck her in the ass. She said ok so I stuffed that meatring and straight up obliterated it. She shit all over my meat and even after rinsing my cock off in the sink the other chefs in the kitchen could smell it and they all started laughing because they figured I had diarrhea. Laugh was on them though, it was poop from asshole sex that caused it, not diarrhea. Idiots.
ChingOwn
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Oh I forgot Im being a heel for the rest of the year.....Its not story time in this shit assholes
IT goes in YOUR MOUTH like everything else Fluffer
whitebb2727
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I pulled out and found a soup bean hull on the head of my wang one time.
bu$hleaguer
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Yeah see that's the risk you take though. There could be a soup bean hull or not.
