ThorGanjason
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Who has two thumbs and failed their drug test today? *This guy*.
whooooops
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Dislexicmidget2021
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This drug test ! I failed it! Ill have another!
ThorGanjason
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Sorry guys, been really busy but NOT in jail.
Thank god it wasn't for work, and ESPECIALLY not for something like probation. I've not said it too many times on here, but my name is Thor and I'm an addict. I see a Dr that writes me a prescription and she piss tests me every so often to make sure I'm not back on the 'ol shit.
I'm usually pretty good about knowing when they are coming or when to expect them, and around those times I take some pee in a bottle and tuck it under my nuts. She pulled a fast one on me and tested me two times really close to each other, and I just wasnt ready for it.
It sucks BC if I was allowed to smoke whenever I wanted I wouldn't have to take half as many pills as I'm on. Where I'm from, pharmaceutical companies are the biggest drug pushers around--they have everybody hooked on something. Weed scares the shit out of them.
Luckily she still gave me my mojo in a bottle. Im gonna have to slow down on burning tho, BC she's gonna test me again in about a month. I just hate it BC she acts like I'm back on the needle or something. I've been seeing her for almost six years and have only have only failed a couple tests, and have only failed them for weed.
I know people talk about it being a gateway drug, and if you go into any na/aa meeting they'll tell you that smoking weed is a relapse.
But honestly, I prefer to call it the "marijuana maintenance" program.
Thank god it wasn't for work, and ESPECIALLY not for something like probation. I've not said it too many times on here, but my name is Thor and I'm an addict. I see a Dr that writes me a prescription and she piss tests me every so often to make sure I'm not back on the 'ol shit.
I'm usually pretty good about knowing when they are coming or when to expect them, and around those times I take some pee in a bottle and tuck it under my nuts. She pulled a fast one on me and tested me two times really close to each other, and I just wasnt ready for it.
It sucks BC if I was allowed to smoke whenever I wanted I wouldn't have to take half as many pills as I'm on. Where I'm from, pharmaceutical companies are the biggest drug pushers around--they have everybody hooked on something. Weed scares the shit out of them.
Luckily she still gave me my mojo in a bottle. Im gonna have to slow down on burning tho, BC she's gonna test me again in about a month. I just hate it BC she acts like I'm back on the needle or something. I've been seeing her for almost six years and have only have only failed a couple tests, and have only failed them for weed.
I know people talk about it being a gateway drug, and if you go into any na/aa meeting they'll tell you that smoking weed is a relapse.
But honestly, I prefer to call it the "marijuana maintenance" program.