Worst paranoia?

My worst time was just the other day when I was tokin in my bed at like the 3rd bowl, and my tolerance has gone way down cause money issues for a few weeks, and I was smoking out of my hot box vape. Well I'm pretty baked the strain was a real nice purp, I don't remember exact name but it has been the best purp I've had, and all of the sudden I hear just like a real short siren or maybe even a horn and so I freak thinking its the cops, because I just put a lava lamp by my vape on my nightstand which is right next to the window. It was night time and my lights were on so it was easy to see in, but my bed backs into the window with my bed's headboard so you could really only see about 5 inches of my room if any at at all cause keep the shade right below my headboard. Anyway so I decide this siren must be a cop cause this lava lamp directed his attention then he saw the vape and then maybe he's been like spying on me and he say me break the weed up or leave it put. I'm just mentally freaking out and my heart is pounding then my roommate ask if she can come in so I'm like why and all accusative and she said oh I'm sorry I just wanted to say good night. I have never been so relieved in my life I was happy, but really thinking back at it, I was being stupid just because of how high I was, and there is nothing wrong with that, haha

So how about you guys any funny paranoia stories, there's got to be tons!!!

Douces
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I was carving up a hooker one time, like I always do when I'm baked, and out of the dankest quite came a bang, bang, bang! on the hotel door, and I was like "Shit, better hide the fucking weed!"

























































wha? I thought it was fucking funny.

That put a smile on my face, but I'm real high

I got Supa Stoned at a Days Inn hotel years ago. We were on the 3rd floor. Room was smoked out! Smoke alarms went off. I jump outta the window. The building had concrete web designs. Im scaling over to the next room. Slip, fall down 3 stories into the pool area. Luckily it was winter, they snowblowed the sidewalks into the pool area. Still sprained an ankle, ripped my hands and clothes to shreds.. Paranoia is a muthafucha

You wanna see paranoia check out my thread and see how often I move my grow spot. LOL https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/319782-northeast-growers-thread-show-em.html
I just built an new box today. Pics soon. Right now I am running a 400HPS over some Big Bang, Haze x Skunk 1 and some bag seed.

paranoia...hmm.

i had to get my computer fixed a couple months ago, it got a virus and they had to totally reinstall windows, meaning they had to clear out my hard drive. i had TONS of grow pics on my computer. i was freaking out that they were going to find my pics and call the cops and i was going to jail...i was sitting there watching tv baked just thinking about it and the anxiety just took over. i was totally freaking out, i was shaking all over, and i was really tense, so i ended up with shooting pains all over from shaking whilst all tense. it was NOT a pleasant experience.

but for a funny one...i was smoking in my shed the other day and theres a couple yellow jacket bees in there. they usually just hang out at the top of the shed by their little nest thingy but this one bee was moving around A LOT. and i dont really like bees, they freak me out. so its walking along the beams at the top of the shed and im totally baked just zoning out staring at this bee. then all of a sudden it just pops up and flies around the shed and right out the door lol. but when it popped into the air i FREAKED out and jumped...splashing bong water all over myself hahaha. i guess i just wasnt expecting it...and it looked so much closer than what it actually was! lol

Back in the day while I was still trail blazin as a sophomore in highschool ha me and a good buddy of mine were blazin in this little room in my houses basement that leads to the outside it's like just stairs, called a Bilco I believe but anyway we always would sit on the steps and blaze cause it has really good ventilation being semi outside and this one time while super stoned we're puff puff passin away and all of a sudden scratching comes over our heads I immediately think like oh shit we're caught and get the fuck outta there, when we're out and in the basement we wait a little and check upstairs to see that the coast is clear, we decide it was probably my cat cause he wanted in most likely, but he made a habit of that and did it to us on a few other occasions legit one of the scariest and most paranoid I've ever been...