Yo mama jokes

ANC

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Dec 7, 2008

• #1

Yo Moma So Poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

 

Louis541

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Dec 7, 2008

• #2

Your momma so ugly, we had to tie a porkchop to her neck when we went skiing, so that the saint bernard dog wouldnt run from her.

 

buggs bunny

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Dec 7, 2008

• #3

yo mamma so fat that when she jumps in the ocean the whales start singing we are family!

ya know like the old song in the seventys

 

nvirgo79

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Dec 7, 2008

• #4

yo momma is soo dirty when she goes in the ocean she leaves a scum ring around the shore

 

nvirgo79

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Dec 7, 2008

• #5

yo momma soo fat she was going to name you BEEF GRAVY...yum

 

A

artinas

Active Member

Dec 7, 2008

• #6

yo momma so poor she buy toilet paper from the second hand store

 

nvirgo79

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Dec 7, 2008

• #7

yo momma so cheep she uses both sides of the toilet paper! 1 ply

 

dew-b

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Dec 7, 2008

• #8

yo mommas so ulgy she has to sneek up on water just to get a drink

 

ANC

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Dec 7, 2008

• #9

Yo mama so dirty, you wipe your feet BEFORE leaving her house.

 

sugaryDAVE

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Dec 7, 2008

• #10

yo mama is so fat wen she falls off her bed she falls both ways . haha

 

dew-b

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Dec 7, 2008

• #11

yo momma is so ulgy she could make a freight train take a dirt road

 

dew-b

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Dec 7, 2008

• #12

yo momma is so fat if she could jump up she would get stuck

 

LedZeppelin8906

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Dec 7, 2008

• #13

You're momma is so fat when she turned around it was her birthday

You're momma is so fat her belt size is the equator

 

buggs bunny

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Dec 7, 2008

• #14

ANC said:

Yo mama so dirty, you wipe your feet BEFORE leaving her house.

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ha ha ths a good one ,what the hll their all funny hahahahaahh

 

buggs bunny

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Dec 7, 2008

• #15

yo mama is so fat mc donalds asked for some doner fry oil.
serious!

 

shortybighead

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Dec 7, 2008

• #16

your momma so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house

 

shortybighead

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Dec 7, 2008

• #17

yo momma so fat the army uses her panties for parachutes

 

shortybighead

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Dec 7, 2008

• #18

yo momma so fat she came out the house with a malcolm x jacket on and helicopters tried to land on her back

 

The Son of Man

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Dec 7, 2008

• #19

you momma so fat she shoots up elephant insulin.

 

ANC

Well-Known Member

Dec 8, 2008

• #20

yo mama is so studid, she flowers sativa under CFLs