you know your a drunk when...

Mr. Bongwater

Well-Known Member
when you stub your toe and when you go to hold it you fall over and hurt yourself even worse

when you get extremely mad over tiny things

when you wake up in the middle of the night feeling like u haven't drank anything in 3 days and chug back everything in yo fridge

when you light up the wrong end of a joint/cig

when you want a pizza with everything on it at 4 in the morning

when you keep wasting full drinks
 

oldtimer54

Well-Known Member
When you have the bondsman's phone#'s
On speed dial or perhaps all the jailers within 3 counties know you by your first name !
 
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